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Pocket pussy

by Yrfhh December 11, 2019
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A pocket pussy is what is used when a man is too lonely and horny. The man usually can not find a women so he goes to a pocket pussy. Best known as a fake vagina. They come in many shapes and sizes. I even believe women might buy one to practice the oral sex. Pocket pussies are always a last resort and if your friend uses one, well find him what ever he prefers. Man or women.
After Jimmy was denied from his date he went home to his sad apartment with whom he shares with Fred. Fred then says "date go bad man? " and Jimmy replied "So bad that I have to use my pocket pussy tonight"
by Noneyourbusinessok November 10, 2020
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I took my pocket pussy to the prom and introduced it as my mail order bride
by Tunod81 July 23, 2022
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Small hands and a big ego, soft and easy stroker.
(S)he couldn’t handle the peoples champ, so we got the pocket pussy on it!
by PussyAmerican March 29, 2023
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An electronic vape that looks like a p*ssy when you put it in your pocket.
"hey can you hand over that pocket pussy?"
"wow that pocket pussy sure looks like the real thing"
"I'm hooked on pocket pussies"
by ChaiSpice February 12, 2024
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A device used to stimulate the male reproductive organ, sexaully. It often looks like a womans vagina, and is made of rubber.
by imagirluwu February 19, 2024
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A pocket-pussy is a portable latex masturbation sleeve with a guy's choice of an oral, anal, or vaginal oriface for him to stick his dick in and work it around until he blows his hoad in it -- then he drinks his own cumgasm. May be used on another guy or guys' cock(s), and you can drink their jizz-gasm too.
I occasionally use my cadet roomie, Matt's, pocket-pussy, and blow my load in it and lick it clean afterward. Then I try to find some other cadets who want me to make them have juicy cumgasms - and I eat those loads too!
by USAF Cadet January 26, 2021
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