PMT

Preferred method of toking. Used when talking to fellow smokers about their favorite way of smoking pot.

My pmt is my bowl. My girlfriend's pmt is her genie vape. I don't think this relationship is going to work out, we're so different.

by greeleykeed January 07, 2010

PMT

Post Meal Tiredness - often experienced after a heavy pub lunch.

Man, I got some serious PMT.

by TomHD February 02, 2007

PMT

after one watches a movie, the pulling out of phones by everyone in a theater, replying to people about how the movie was, or to texts recieverd during the movie.
(post movie text)

1)that movie was great im gunna PMT everyone about it
2) oh shit look at everyone PMT-ing

by Redolfo July 23, 2009

PMT

public masturbation trenchcoat, a hooded trenchcoat that tends to be warn by flashers or other creepy guys lurking in public

Look at that seed in the park with the PMT

by Hyperbolic October 02, 2010

selective PMT

When your girlfriend is nice to everyone else bar you whilst on her period

Jane went from crying and wanting to kill me to resembling Mother Theresa as soon as her friend phoned, I put this down to her selective PMT

by howard1976 June 06, 2014

Chat PMT

When you ask questions to a female who is suffering from PMT (premenstrual tension).

Fuck me, my Mrs lost her shit the other day when I asked her "whats for dinner" she's got a bad case of Chat PMT.

by PoOpa FoOker March 15, 2023

Man-PMT

When an adolescent boy who becomes unexplainably grumpy and irritable with people he usually gets along well with. When questioned about his attitude, he will snap "IM FINE," leaving his friends/girlfriend in a confused and worried state of mind. Usually wears off withing a week, but if symptooms persist for longer then contact your pharmasist/psychiatrist for more help and advice.

Person A: "Joe just walked right past his girlfriend without even a smile, whats up with him?"

Person B: "Dont worry, he's probably just got Man-PMT again."

by Spaztoid111 September 03, 2008