rogue planets

A rogue planet is a planet that is not orbiting any body of gas to create light.

Scientist 1: Heard anything about rogue planets?
Scientist 2: Nope.

Scientist 3: Well they are...

by Spooky Chicken December 23, 2016

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Battle of the planets

a old anime that everyone has forgotten about even though all the characters are ridiculously thicc

guy 1: "hey did you see battle of the planets"
guy 2:"yeah it was fucking awesome"

by reubeno May 5, 2021

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few planets short off a constellation

not altogether sane, weird, eccentric, crazy

Tom Cruise is a few planets short off a constellation, what with his jumping on couches and whatnot.

by okami31 September 30, 2008

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ham planets

Yet another "creative" insult for those of us that have any fat whatsoever.

Idiot 1: Why do ham planets always cut themselves? Stupid fatties.

Idiot 2: I was out drinking last night, and the ham planets were all over me, man.

by Sigh January 4, 2013

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bumper planets

if there was no gravity within the sun as far as keeping the planets in orbit the planets would be going everywhere which means sooner or later planet Earth will soon bump into planets

If there was no gravity we could play bumper planets

by chanel182 March 8, 2009

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"stars, planets, and moons" compliment

I.e., saying dat someone has a "heavenly body".

Slim shapely chick: Every time I go to visit my new boyfriend, he draws tiny images of the Sun and Saturn on my nails while giving me an all-over massage; he says it's his way of giving me a "stars, planets, and moons" compliment regarding my attractive physique.

by QuacksO December 23, 2025

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