Platinum

An award a company bestows upon an employee after he has had sex with his daughter. At the current time of writing, the award is slowly gaining traction in America. Notable companies currently giving the award are Ingersoll Rand, Microsoft, and Trane.

Did you hear Christophoros got 1000 shares of Trane stock as his award for going platinum?

I didn't know he was a singer!?
Not that kind of platinum! He fucked his daughter Sarra!

by SheevPalpatine27 March 27, 2023

platinum

The amount of different females a person has had sex with

Michael had sex with two girls on his first time ever. He has now been two times platinum

by Nanizzle July 1, 2008

platinum

1. (adj.)the highest degree of coolness one can attain (see also "cool points")
2. (adv.)an action considered to be the pinnacle of coolness (see also "pimp")

1. Tony, and Jesus, are by far the most platinum guys on Earth
2. That dropkick Jesus made was platinum

by Jay August 19, 2003

platinum

bling blings

iced out

by blitz jean January 2, 2004

Platinum

When a joke is so funny that, when used years from now, it is still hilarious.
The system typically consists of:

Bronze-Your joke Stinks

Silver-Pretty good joke, but only receives a mere chuckle

Gold-Great joke, but will not be remembered for very long

Platinum-The joke lives on forever

Jamie: Hey Randy, that joke I told about you was PLATINUM!
Josh:Yup, even though most of your jokes are bronze.
Randy: porqué?!

by J-Badizzle July 25, 2008

platinum

An accessory which is required by any homie who wants to earn respect /or to be taken seriously. Always diamond encrusted and worn like a chain, around the neck or wrist.

"Now where'd you get that platinum chain with them diamonds in it?"

by omaR April 18, 2003

platinum

a synonym of the word fart used always after you fart. fart

(fart sound) PLATINUM!

by Zoobob July 22, 2004