A Zeus-like being and a gift from the heavens, a Plaisted is revered world wide for abundant sex appeal, smokin' looks, a chiseled body sculpted by Michelangelo himself, the heart of Mother Theresa, and a sense of humor that rivals the cast of Monty Python combined.
Plaisteds are often mistaken for the reincarnations of Ghandi, James Dean, and Joan of Arcs, and are begged by People magazine to be featured in the "Sexiest People Alive" edition. The Beatles learned their musical abilities from a Plaisted, Marilyn Monroe's maiden name was Plaisted, and Picasso's artwork was believed to be influenced by a Plaisted. It is a well known fact that the successor to the current Dalai Lama is a Plaisted.
To sum it all up, Plaisteds are sex gods.
Plaisteds are often mistaken for the reincarnations of Ghandi, James Dean, and Joan of Arcs, and are begged by People magazine to be featured in the "Sexiest People Alive" edition. The Beatles learned their musical abilities from a Plaisted, Marilyn Monroe's maiden name was Plaisted, and Picasso's artwork was believed to be influenced by a Plaisted. It is a well known fact that the successor to the current Dalai Lama is a Plaisted.
To sum it all up, Plaisteds are sex gods.
The Pope, thinking to himself: "What would Plaisted do?"
Martin Luther King, Jr, in a speech: "Free at last, free at last, thank Plaisted almighty, free at last!"
Kanye West once said: "Plaisteds are the voice of this generation."
Martin Luther King, Jr, in a speech: "Free at last, free at last, thank Plaisted almighty, free at last!"
Kanye West once said: "Plaisteds are the voice of this generation."
by LJP16 December 2, 2010
Get the Plaisted mug.A phrase coined by the self proclaimed indie-fag wannabe scene kid. Meaning... Well, no one is really sure, but the best guess is..uh, Making people complacent?
TV is like...PLACIATING the masses, man, y'know?
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Because...I don't think that obesity is ok...M'kay?
The cows came in from the mid-west.
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Because...I don't think that obesity is ok...M'kay?
The cows came in from the mid-west.
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Forest gate
manor park
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(True story). Now that it's in a dictionary hopefully he is on his way to placisity.
(True story). Now that it's in a dictionary hopefully he is on his way to placisity.
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hes really cool and normal dude who like playing spaceships Mitchell Plaisted means cool dude
hes really cool and normal dude who like playing spaceships Mitchell Plaisted means cool dude
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by Teddy Teligincia July 23, 2003
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