Pissyshits

A defecation of a particularly liquid nature, often caused by diarrhoea.

"Christ, I didn't half get the pissyshits on the way back from Egypt!"

by Craig Drewcock December 19, 2006

5 minute pisses

This phrase means much the same as coffee penus, but can be used by both males and females (since all females except for perhaps late pre-op transsexuals do not have dicks).

{Jesús}: Cummon Horhay, let's get going!
{Horhay}: I'm afraid I'll have to pass; I've got the 5 minute pisses from having drank half a pot of coffee.

by Telephony May 18, 2014

pissist

A follower of the religion of Pissism, from the infamous Minecraft Server EarthMC

"Hey why isn't Charles going to Church?"
"Oh him? well, he's Pissist"

by cbtmachine April 17, 2020

pissussy

pissussy is a combination of the words piss and sussy which makes very sussy piss. it also a very powerful word to use in an argument.

pissussy.

no, no… NOOOOOOO. *dies by word*

by Mapl3ee June 13, 2021

psssssss

not so much a word as an action. when someone is talking to you and you dont really want to hear what they have to say or you just dont feel like listening you just go pssssss... and eventually they will get the point and shut up.

hillary: hey for once in your life could you pick up your damn clothes around here.

Me:psssssssss...(while she is talking)

Hillary: why are you making that hissing noise, stop making that hissing noise, what ever i'm leaving!

Me: saved again by the psss...

by the swan man June 10, 2008

Pissosity

The general state of being pissed-off, or events getting pissy.

I am so fed up with the pissosity of people in this town!

by Jaqd July 24, 2011

pissus maximus

when you need to take a massive piss and can't hold it.

man im just gonna take a pissus maximus

by Tomobruz December 17, 2007