Piss On Your Balls

Piss On Your Balls
1. The act of royally screwing things up.
2. Consistently failing to deliver.
3. Having a penis too small to urinate without dripping on your testicals.

Abbreviated as P.O.Y.B.

Why would we want to use Kurt and his team? They regularly Piss on their balls. You are a retard. You always piss on your balls.

by D.D.L. November 14, 2011

Piss On Your Face

Response when Dan's mom asked how she could improve her looks.

by Anonymous April 15, 2003

i'll piss on your shoes

An expression of excitement or disgust.

Dina: I've decided to join the judicial executive board.
Taris: I'll piss on your shoes!!!
Dina: (confused)

by tashie_1234 April 27, 2008

Piss on yourself

Often used in place of screw yourself

Byron: I'm going out with Deavonee.
Jonny: Oh piss on yourself.
Byron: She's the hottest girl in 6th grade.
Jonny: I Said PISS ON YOURSELF!
Byron: You wanna fight?
Jonny:*Kills Byron*

by ?? January 31, 2003

Piss on your leg

When a man you may or may not have had a relationship with does his very best to mark you as his own with obvious gestures so another man knows you are "taken". Derived from the action of dogs pissing on hydrants, trees, appendages etc. to mark their territory and to signal to other dogs that "this territory is taken".

"Damn, Carrie, that Last Resort left a big ole' hickey on my neck and now I can't try to bang that hottie I was talking to last week!"
"Girl, that fucktard's always trying to piss on your leg! You must like it, you keep going back!"

"Why does your husband always put his arm around you when another guy says something meaningless to you? Does he always piss on your leg like that?"

by No Way, Jose! September 4, 2008

Piss on Your Chips

To piss on ones chips.

Applicable in the context of a internet discussion forum where impostering has taken place.
The impostering forummer then forgets to revert back to their personal moniker and makes a separate post which may or may not be such that their true identity is revealed.

See also: Pissage, Chips; POYC.

That massive cup Vegas just pissed on his chips.

by www.cupwinkcook.com/forum July 14, 2004

Piss On Your Grave

From Travi$ Scott's 2015 album 'Rodeo':

When you use someone's face as a urinal,
Then do the same at their funeral,
Piss on their grave

I USE YOUR FACE AS THE URINAL
THEN DO THE SAME AT YOUT FUNERAL
PISS ON YOUR GRAVE
PISS ON YOUR GRAVE

by GreenTileEnthusiast February 24, 2024