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Pinto

A female addicted to methamphetamine who claims everything is hers yet is homeless, jobless and shameless. Said female will entertain anyone who holds a bag containing any amount of methamphetamine. In a group setting where there is more than one "pinto" no article of clothing, cosmetic pallete, or gel pen is safe. The endless scandals, lies, and betrayal can be just some of the bad action you'll encounter while in the company of pintos.
Wow, the methamphetamine has really turned her into quite the pinto.
by Ma'nika August 11, 2019
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1. A car produced by Ford in the 1970's, prone to exploding when rear-ended: mostly known for when the company deemed it cheaper to pay off lawsuits arising from death than to remodel the car.

2. Colloquial Brazillian for cock.

3. A portmanteau of the surnames of actors Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto referring to a romantic relationship between the two; also used to refer to a love child resulting from such a relationship.
1. The Ford Pinto: "the barbecue that seats four."

2. "You gotta wait for the right time to whip your pinto out."

2. "Pinto is a GQ motherfucker so fly he doesn't even exist!"
by CaptainFine May 26, 2009
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Pinto means cock in Brazil (not "small cock", like some entries here say). "Pintinho" would be small cock. There.
Nao se esqueca de sacudir o pinto antes de coloca-lo de volta dentro da calca. ("Don't forget to shake your cock before you put it back in your pants." (after you take a leak, that is)
by Brazilian Dude February 28, 2009
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A type of horse. Also a type of bean they serve at chipotle and other mexican restaurants.
A pinto horse has a coat color that consists of large patches of white and any other color.

~Also last name of a penny pincher family that was on extreme cheapskates tv show on TLC...
What type of beans would you like? Black or pinto? Pinto beans please.
by honeydrop May 6, 2019
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Pinto: A word that refers to a pimp who is huge and throws refrigerators who probably has banged your girlfriend with his horse cock
Oh man look at that pinto, better keep ur girlfriends at home
by Ibangedurgirl October 26, 2010
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In South East Asia this is slang for foreigners with an enormous penis.
In Thailand, prostitutes warn each other

“Don’t do anal with that guy, he is a PINTO.”

In referring to adult porn actors, instead of saying he is hung like a horse, they say he is a PINTO.
by Las Vegas hoodlum August 28, 2019
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Professional Gamer and Strimmer
Loves to take long walks on the beach and travel
European Family friendly strimmer

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Is that Pinto?
Please sign my dick and my baby please
by GamerBout November 28, 2021
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