pinto

1. An ugly, moronically designed Ford product introduced in the '70s which was prone to explosions (and killed a few people) thanks to the gas tank being positioned directly behind the back bumper.

2. A Brazillian term for "small cock".
1. "Tony's Pinto got rear-ended dude - it was engulfed in flames within two minutes"

2. "I heard Rivaldo had a pinto, so I fucked his wife over and over again until she looked like she was seeing God"
by Lazarus Ciccone April 18, 2004
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pinto

A car that apparently has a flint bumper and a leaky gas tank when rearended the car cumbusts into flames.
i rearended this douchebag with a pinto and now im being charged with murder.
by elliot young April 03, 2006
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Pinto

my favorite Ford car that explodes when it is rear-ended
"My pinto could smoke your fucking rice burner
by IrishRepublicanArmy October 28, 2003
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Pinto

1) A car introduced in 1971 by Ford as competition for the new import and domestic subcompacts. Designed to be a simple car that Ford could produce with little time and money spent to redesign and retool every couple of years.

2) A form of habitation synonymous with home in many hobo and pimp communities and circles.
1) We must not let the schematics for the Pinto fall into the wrong hands.

2) That Pinto is pimped out to the maximum.
by BleezeMonkey August 09, 2003
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pintoing

v. The act of stating the obvious, thus frustrating other parties involved, while the offender remains clueless as to what she did wrong.
He was pintoing when he told us that the sky is blue.

She pintoed her mom when she said they were related.

"My name is Bob." "I'm not stupid, I'm your sister, I know your name. You're pintoing." "What did I do wrong?"
by Duh* October 04, 2013
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Pinto

A female addicted to methamphetamine who claims everything is hers yet is homeless, jobless and shameless. Said female will entertain anyone who holds a bag containing any amount of methamphetamine. In a group setting where there is more than one "pinto" no article of clothing, cosmetic pallete, or gel pen is safe. The endless scandals, lies, and betrayal can be just some of the bad action you'll encounter while in the company of pintos.
Wow, the methamphetamine has really turned her into quite the pinto.
by Ma'nika August 11, 2019
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Pinto

1. A car produced by Ford in the 1970's, prone to exploding when rear-ended: mostly known for when the company deemed it cheaper to pay off lawsuits arising from death than to remodel the car.

2. Colloquial Brazillian for cock.

3. A portmanteau of the surnames of actors Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto referring to a romantic relationship between the two; also used to refer to a love child resulting from such a relationship.
1. The Ford Pinto: "the barbecue that seats four."

2. "You gotta wait for the right time to whip your pinto out."

2. "Pinto is a GQ motherfucker so fly he doesn't even exist!"
by CaptainFine May 26, 2009
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