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PILF

Cristina Fernández de Kirchner of Argentina is a total PILF.
by Alex Pieron December 6, 2007
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PILF

Much like MILF (Mom I'd Like to F**k) and DILF(Dad I'd Like to F**k), PILF is a gender-neutral term to either replace MILF and DILF or coexist alongside them.

Standing for Parent I'd Like to F**k, PILF will hopefully gain some popularity in communities where similar terms are used.
It could be especially useful for someone who's both hot, nonbinary, and has children, or various combinations of these factors.
"Wow, that PILF's really seggsy, I'd totally let them *insert dirty action here*!"
"That's a bit weird broski, but I respect your opinion. You like what you like amirite?"
by wefwidgewatow July 13, 2021
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PILF

Pikachu
Bellosum
Jynx
Claffarri
Snorlax
Jiggly Puff

That (insert name of Pokémon here) is a PILF!
Check out that PILF! I wanna show her my hydropump!
by vontrick January 27, 2010
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PILF

by Wellfuckman May 1, 2021
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PILF

by seemor bunz September 29, 2009
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PILF

Twilight is a total PILF ...you know it's true.
by Imtotallynotafurry November 13, 2011
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PILF

Plant I'd Like To Fuck, a term usually used by a plant-fucker
Man, that hydrangea is a PILF. How much is it?
by jaggededge1313 February 11, 2010
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