Phillatio

To suck a penis like Phil Collins does.

The term "fellatio" (to perform oral sex on the penis), was in the past spelt "Phillatio". The word aquired it's meaning from the fact that Phil Collins sucks the dick. He later struck up a deal with the Oxford English dictionary to change the word, and keep it changed, for a price of $10 million per year. So, every time you buy a Phil Collins record, you are oppressing the english language and ridiculing the world's hard working lexicologists.

Phillatio is what Gary and Dave do best.

by Awesome Truth Teller April 9, 2011

Philacio

The oral pleasuring of a phil caused by suction of the mouth and motion of the head. Usually (if done right) results in ejaculation.
Example 1

Guy 1: O man bro my phil filaciated me so great yesterday.

Guy 2: Dude why are you telling me this?

Guy 1: Sorry I just like philacio...

Example 1

Guy 1: O man bro my phil filaciated me so great yesterday.

Guy 2: Dude why are you telling me this?

Guy 1: Sorry I just like philacio...

by goforj4 October 16, 2011

pilations

Meth thats good for smoking.

Will you load those pilations into my pipe?

by Big Tits Mcgee April 15, 2004

Philating

Misspelling based on the word Fellatio, also known as oral sex on a man.

The corporate news media goes to great lengths to keep congratulating itself on being progressive, when it is actually being regressive. When do not need all this auto-PHILATING fan-fare in the "news".

by DoorKnobHead September 7, 2016