Pink Phallic Object

Pink dildo from dank memer

Wow I randomly got a pink phallic object in my inventory

by NotCinamon December 25, 2019

Phallic photograph

When you wanna send dick pics, but you're classy as fuck.

Oh Dorothy! Come have a gander at this fine phallic photograph that Fitzgerald sent.

by DmitryDaDouche May 22, 2017

Golden Phallus Complex

Like King Midas of greek mythology, a person with GPC believes their penis to be magical, witholding the power to turn a queer woman straight through intercourse. A common syndrome among straight cis men who believe lesbians only exist for their enjoyment.

Derived from an addiction to pornography and the inability to believe women can enjoy sex without his mighty member's participation and, therefore, a disease that causes great inconvenience to all sapphics.

Guy: "Hey, you're only a lesbian cuz you haven't had sex with me, I can turn you straight"

Girl: "Wow someone is suffering from The Golden Phallus Complex"

by suamaede4 August 3, 2022

Philosophic Phallus Aggrandizement

In Argumentation, the act of constructing a line of reasoning unreasonably, its construction built on a foundation of subconscious bias, in order to give the appearance of making a point, for the sole purpose of exaggerating one’s metaphoric genitalia while systematically minimizing their opponent’s.

“Ah, but you overlook another possibility yourself, that of the unison of divinity and insanity. Perhaps the nature of the Infinite is such as to be unquantifiable by the precepts of order, and thus chaotic at heart?

Then again, perhaps other great minds have overlooked these possibilities because they were more concerned with a logical analysis of the questions themselves, and less concerned with philosophic phallus aggrandizement? (D. Amadeo, Email to R. Piccirillo 11/29/06)”

by Robert Vincent Piccirillo December 1, 2006

Phallic Pheud

Nickname for the current Steve Harvey-hosted version of Family Feud, inspired by the overabundance of questions and answers related to male genitalia. Also known as Steve Harvey's Dick Jokes.

I'm so sick of Game Show Network airing nothing but Phallic Pheud!

by Sir Veisaid December 1, 2018

phallicing

The act of cleaning foreskin

I wasn't circumcised so I spend my morning phallicing in the shower

by Huin Ppang December 23, 2018

Phallusy

A deceptive, misleading, or false notion on the subject of one's penis, usually about size.

Guy 1 - "Yeah my dick was actually too big for her, it was painful. I mean it's probably about 9 inches."

Guy 2 - "Really? Impressive."

Guy 3 (whispers to guy 2) - "God that is such a phallusy."

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Guy - "Heard your boyfriend's penis is green."

Girl - "Phallusy: shut the fuck up."

by AnonymousMouse1 September 20, 2010