Pez Dispenser

When you plant an emergency contraceptive pill, such as plan b, on the tip of your penis and proceed to have vaginal intercourse, fighting parenthood at the source.

"Don't worry babe, I popped a pez dispenser"

"OH good. I love that candy. It's my favorite flavor."

by ThiccDiccDaddy93 July 7, 2021

pez dispenser

when you cut someones throat so it leaves a huge gash and makes the victim look like a pez dispenser

dont fuck with me or i'll have you looking like a pez dispenser

by Big Rob 187 July 2, 2006

pez dispenser

Another name for a 9mm clip, named for similarity. See also tic tac pack

Dog, grab them pez dispensers and let's roll on them tricks.

by Digital D July 22, 2006

Pez Dispenser

This happens after a long night of drinking and on the car ride home your head is bobbing back and forth like a PEZ dispenser.

Stottsky was so fucked up when we hopped into the cab that he kept doing the pez dispenser.

by xXUncleJayXx August 11, 2010

Pez Dispenser

For tracheotomy victims only. Right after you have taken a fresh load in your mouth and it settles in your throat, you have someone tilt your head back and shoot it right at them thru your throat hole. They'll never see it coming...literally.

Bob tasted some liquid candy from Sutter's Pez Dispenser. Mmmm

by The artist formerly known as Cajun Sprocketer September 26, 2006

Human Pez Dispenser

To cut someones throat in such a way as to make their head fall back like a pez dispenser.

OJ got pissed and turned Nicole into a human pez dispenser!

by Trinacria January 16, 2009

Pez Dispenser

The act of buying a fruit-like scented Douche', using it. and then putting it in a milk carton and/or jug for unsuspecting humans to drink.

Amy: I bought a Lavender scented Douche the other day.
Gianna: We should totally Pez Dispenser with it.
Random Guy: GROSS!!

by Thisiswhatithink December 29, 2009