pesto

An Italian green spreading that causes diarrhea.

Kid:Mum my tummy hurts so bad! I have diarrhea!
Mum:It's your fault, pesto on your spaghetti yesterday!
Kid:But I like pesto, It's delicious!

by star queen January 23, 2016

Pesto

The act of cutting someone off with no regard while driving.

Traffic is backed up, I'm going to have to pesto someone real quick.

That dam cab driver just pesto'd me.

by BillyD78 March 5, 2019

Pesto

(Adjective) - A gluton

Alternative definition ( Adjective) Annoying
Alternative definition ( Adjective) Playful

Hey dude you're really pesto right now.

by Carlos Reborn May 12, 2020

pesto boyz

Those who have accpeted the pesto way of life

Jim-"What are the pesto boyz?"
Tucker-" Get out of my life"

by Pocket_chassis December 18, 2016

Pesto Ranch

A girl from the country or suburbs who gives it up fast for dudes once she gets to college or the big city.

Hey bro you see how easy it is to get laid with all this fresh pesto ranch around.

by Ranchgirls November 20, 2020

Pesto Burp

A disgusting burp of pesto, that permeates the entire room. Often leads to immediate sexual mood killing and evacuation. Even worse if done whilst kissing.

Girl: *pesto burp*
Guy: Deal-breaker.

by expert_pronunciator February 3, 2010

pesto jar

A really awkward person

Man, what a pesto jar she is

by Doctor MacDeath August 17, 2011