Penriff

Mispelled mockery of Penrith, makes fun of the way bogans in Penrith speak.A funny little place that is on the outskirts of the Sydney Metropolitan area (largely due to urban sprawl). About 50 kms away from the heart of Sydney. Home to the Penrith Panthers.

The coolest person in the world (Deborah) lives in Penriff!

by Lilian October 2, 2005

Penrage

The term used to describe what happens when recruitment consultants 'flip the fuck out'.

Damn, look at Simon. He's flipped out and gone into a major 'Penrage'.

by The Recruitment Mole October 22, 2012

Penrith Panthers

The best footy team in the world. Even better than the Storm and Eels bc they are both shit.

Rabbitohs: Finally a five game winning streak
Latrell: who have we got?
Alex Johnston: fuck me its the penrith panthers we are going to get smashed.

by BrownieKing June 8, 2021

Penrice Academy

Penrice Academy is full off gormless year 7 midgets with ketchup stains on there blazers, Musty covered hands with sausage roll greese on them. They make "Yo Mama" jokes like it's the funniest thing in the world and the only thing you can hear in a year 7 yard is "SHEEEEEESHH!" like shut the fuck up - JB

I hate Penrice Academy.

by MargaretThatchersCrustyMinge October 10, 2021

Working Up A Penrose

A cock that is semi-hard but extremely red after repeated masturbation or a marathon sex session. Resembles a Penrose brand sausage.

Devon watched porn all weekend long and was working up a penrose after two days of repeated wanking.

by Eaton Holgoode July 2, 2009

penrod

A huge penis. Something that girls strive to find in their lives and when found they latch onto and don't let go.

Some slut: I wanna suck you off
Me: *whips it out
Some Chick: HOLY SHIT A PENROD! MARRY ME!
Me: Just suck it.

by flipynif January 5, 2006

Penrice

No talent ass-clown who thinks he's tough uber shizam but really likes to take choads up the ass.

That kid is a fuckin Penrice... Look at his huge truck his daddy bought him.

by Penrice hating club of America January 13, 2003