peenie

A teeny tiny penis the size of a little baby, a wee wee that should cause shame and total humiliation to any boy who has one

Tommy was pantsed at the public pool, and all the boys and girls saw his little peenie! All Tommy could do was cover his dinky with his hands as everyone pointed and laughed at him.

by Cody Langley March 4, 2009

Peezer

A disposable vape device, commonly used in Miami, Florida by jit sold by local plugs.

Bernie: Aye yo you got a cuvie on you?
Gerardo: What the fuck is that, you know I only rock peezers jit.
Bernie: Alright g ima fw you

by Ree eeee August 31, 2020

Peedie

The word used in Orkney meaning small or a little.

When we were peedie we used to go and play on the swings.

by theweemannie May 24, 2009

peexiety

Fear, when peeing outside, that your own piss flow reaches one of your feet while, because of drunkness, you can not stop peeing.
This is the typical consequence of non mastering the mind over bladder mantra.

Dude 1 : Bro', I won't make it home, my last beer totally bladdered my mind! Wait a sec, I'll pee on that SUV
Dude 2 : Yeah, it's pretty cold out there
/* 1 min later */
Dude 2 : Haha you look so proud, what happened?
Dude 1 : My peexiety saved my shoes

by Parman & the Big BVsky October 27, 2011

Peenie Cleanie

A thorough blowjob.

We got back to this chick's house, and the next thing I know we're making out, and one thing led to another. All of a sudden she's demanding me - demanding! - to remove my pants so she could go down on me, and roughly a minute and a half minute later I'm hosing down her sheets with dick vomit. I've never received such an exceptional peenie cleanie from a woman. Roger Ebert would have given that four out of four stars if he was a fellatio critic.

by Richard Flavor August 20, 2013

peenieplasty

A sex change surgery that changes female genitalia to male genitalia.

Mr. Garrison wanted to have a peen again, so he got a peenieplasty.

by Leelandthins December 31, 2017

peenie donker

A person who enjoys wasting the time of others. Someone with nothing to do and no purpose in life whose general everyday aimless wondering and pointless, futile activities only serve to annoy the general population. Typically taking the form of middle-to-older aged white males who enjoy things such as lawn care and/or bass fishing shows, the peenie donker can also be found in female form in places such as the highways, shopping malls, restaurants, and grocery stores.

I was in the grocery store checkout behind a real god-damned peenie donker. He kept trying to use expired coupons and then wanted to talk to the cashier about his aunt.

That fucking peenie donker in the Prius was doing 25 in a 35 zone.

by Petrosian August 9, 2019