Poem

Baby, baby!
Yes, Mama?
Watching porn?

No, mama!
Telling a lie?
No, mama!
Open your Chrome.

AH AHH AHH!

The child read the poem ridiculously.

by AssCracked October 11, 2015

pdooma

Pull Directly Out Of My Ass. Justification for data without any other valid reference.

John: Angel, how do you know the emmisivity constant of that material?

Angel: Oh! it's a Pdooma.

by Angel Crespo November 17, 2004

poems

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sugas is sweet and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowls empty, and so is your head!

That is a funny poem.

by blacks_jack March 26, 2004

sex poem

A fun poem that gives you a very large boner.

"Roses are red, nuts are brown, skirts go up, pants go down, body to body, skin to skin, when it's stiff stick it in, it goes in dry comes out wet, the longer it's in the stronger it gets, comes out dripping, starts to sag, Its what you think...its a teabag" thats a great sex poem

by guy who knows stuff May 27, 2012

Puni Puni Poemi

An anime so crazy that it need's ritalin. It is about a girl, Poemi Watanabe, A.K.A. Kobayashi a 10-year old girl with severe ADHD. Her girlfriend is Futaba Aasu. Futaba is Poemi's lesbian lover. Futaba also has seven sisters; ranging from preschool to near 30 years old. Poemi is also in love with an octipus named K-Kun

- Poemi Watanabe has the same behaviours as Lil' Jon but on a more severe level

= Her girlfriend Futaba Aasu has six other sisters

1. Hitomi 3
2. Mutsuki 15
3. Shii 18
4. Mitsuaru 22
5. Itsue 25
6. Nanase 28

by Le Mans June 30, 2005

Poem

A short thing that rhymes and is either corny,sweet,or bithcy

Roses are red Violets are blue
I was in love, but not with you
You thought you hurt me, made me cry
But I was in love with another guy
You told me you loved me, but that wasn't true
But guess what PIMP, I played you too! =)

This is a good poem!

by Peyton Mott May 30, 2009

PDOOMA

Pulled Directly Out Of My Ass - The lowest order of estimatation. Below a WAG (Wild-Assed guess)and SWAG (Semi Wild Ass Guess)

Dont put much stock in my estimate. It was a real PDOOMA.

by Surly April 15, 2008