A small town/village hybrid in East Cornwall, UK. Unlike it's smaller
cousin village Tywardreath, Par is mildly entertaining, if only in the form of the casual crime perpetuated by the Year 10's and 11's of nearby Fowey School.
The rise of casual crime in Par went relatively unnoticed by the inhabitants until an innocent man was beaten to
death on Par Beach by four drunken thugs. Since then there has been a spate of beatings, graffiti and general vandalism.
One common sight in Par is the continual circling of irritatingly loud mopeds and stupidly modified cars around the one way system. This is due to a lack of things to do in Par.
At night, common sights include gangs of 15-year-olds pretending to be gangsters getting
drunk on a
single can of
Stella between them, and girls of the same age looking like shop dummies that have been spray painted orange.
Charlie: Let's go to Par!
Mate:
Um, let's not. I find Par's huge amounts of inbred
crack dealers and schoolboys casually vandalising cars quite a deterrant.
Charlie:
Ah, that's true! Let's go to Plymouth instead.