Pavelskiing

The act of pulling down your pants and attempting to suck your own penis in the middle of a sporting event, theatrical performance, or any other event where you are somewhat the focus of attention. In the act of Pavelskiing, the Pavelskier will attempt to Pavelski in a non-discrete location, however all audience members will notice the person attempting to suck their own penis because they are in the middle of an event where many people are focused in on them. The act of Pavelskiing is named after Joe Pavelski, a San Jose Sharks player, who was the first person to attempt such an act.

Person 1- "Hey did you just see that goal?!?"
Person 2- "No I did not see that goal, nor did anyone else, because I was too busy watching the goalie Pavelskiing. He was trying so hard but just couldn't get his own penis into his mouth."

by tallglassofwater December 24, 2014

Pavel

1)A sexy male with a hot girlfriend.

2) The word used to describe what you are if you are a hater.

3)Person(s) with larger then normal penis.

josh: Bro I wish I was a Pavel.
Dan: Why?
Josh: Because they always get the good looking girls.

Dan: Like who?
Josh: Like Dominique
Dan: Oh damn, She is pretty hot. I wish i was a Pavel

by P-WeEziy February 5, 2010

dirty pavel

When you knock a girl out with your iPad and proceed to stuff microchips into her vagina to turn her into a robot. You then fuck her ears and hack her.

Dude, she said she prefered Android so I gave her a dirty pavel.

by DezziBills May 14, 2015

pavel datsyuk

excellent hockey player for the detroit redwings. Hard shot and he dangles mother fuckers like no other. Known mostly for his triangle shaped head.

Kurt: Damn that pavel datsyuk has a triangle shaped head dude.
Joe: I know man but hes the shit.

by joseriviera October 26, 2006

Pavel Surprise

Using a dirty sanchez finger to un-cork a hot carl while pulling out scrotal hairs.

"Last night was so romantic. He lit candles and spread rose petals on the bed. Then he gave me a Pavel Surprise."

by Mark Middleton March 31, 2009

patelson

1. Another friendly way of calling an individual with the last name Patel
2. Also known as bardel

"HEY PATELSON! DO YOU VANT TO EAT?"

by Raviteja January 12, 2009

Pull a Pavel

to ditch a group of friends when together. invented by a group of friends from a high school band during a spring break trip to disneyland.

Person 1: imma go get some icecream.
Person 2: okay, just don't pull a pavel on us!

by Tina Mcfly April 12, 2009