paranoia

A disease that afflicts me and made me think for 3 years of my life that my left leg was longer than my right leg. Every time my phone rings I think it is the FBI. And every time my doorbell rings I think it is a giant purple dinosaurs that eats children.
Person: "William, why are you in the fetal position under your bed?"
Me: "Paranoia."
by William Stephens May 15, 2006
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Paranoia

You definately have this if you think 4 foot mexicans are surrounding your house with machine guns.
Guy 1: There are mexicans surrounding my house!

Guy 2: It's just your fucking paranoia... Again!
by Bennisanarchy February 29, 2008
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Paranoia

A condition you get when playing Team Fortress 2 too much because the enemy team always had a spy or two.
Xenonox: I think African Jezus is still around here somewhere.

King Frosting: Nah. He's not using the spy anymore. You've got paranoia.
by African Jezus February 07, 2009
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paranoia

baseless or excessive suspicion of the motives of others.
people with paranoia are uselessly suspicious of others
by WEHATEYOUFUCKOFF September 02, 2008
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Paranoia

Somewhat common personality disorder. Symptoms include not trusting people, holding grudges with ease, and taking jokes much too seriously.

Pros: No one can get you! Muahaha!

Cons: Hard to talk to people without you thinking they're gonna get you.
Definition of paranoia-Joel stop being such a paranoid cunt!! Jo has not got your gear!!! :)
by Zton February 01, 2016
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Paranoia is realising that humanity is eating itself and you are just the starter.
All those fat cats licking their lips...
by paranoid writer July 29, 2004
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a wellknown series of songs enlisted in the "dance dance revolution" collection. each song is typically known for their unpredictable steps and their rather high tempos; the original paranoia mix clocks in at 180 bpm, while the paranoia survivor max mix flows at a blistering 290 beats per minute.
by eric September 25, 2003
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