A disease that afflicts me and made me think for 3 years of my life that my left leg was longer than my right leg. Every time my phone rings I think it is the FBI. And every time my doorbell rings I think it is a giant purple dinosaurs that eats children.
by William Stephens May 22, 2006
Get the paranoiamug. by Bennisanarchy February 29, 2008
Get the Paranoiamug. A condition you get when playing Team Fortress 2 too much because the enemy team always had a spy or two.
Xenonox: I think African Jezus is still around here somewhere.
King Frosting: Nah. He's not using the spy anymore. You've got paranoia.
King Frosting: Nah. He's not using the spy anymore. You've got paranoia.
by African Jezus February 6, 2009
Get the Paranoiamug. by WEHATEYOUFUCKOFF October 19, 2008
Get the paranoiamug. Somewhat common personality disorder. Symptoms include not trusting people, holding grudges with ease, and taking jokes much too seriously.
Pros: No one can get you! Muahaha!
Cons: Hard to talk to people without you thinking they're gonna get you.
Pros: No one can get you! Muahaha!
Cons: Hard to talk to people without you thinking they're gonna get you.
by Zton October 9, 2016
Get the Paranoiamug. by paranoid writer July 29, 2004
Get the paranoiamug. a wellknown series of songs enlisted in the "dance dance revolution" collection. each song is typically known for their unpredictable steps and their rather high tempos; the original paranoia mix clocks in at 180 bpm, while the paranoia survivor max mix flows at a blistering 290 beats per minute.
by eric September 25, 2003
Get the paranoiamug.