Paisley

Paisley is a meme god that’s extremely smart. She’s a sweat at school and with work. She’s hilarious, and she’s one of a kind. She’s a natural born leader who likes to subtly brag. She’s the best in school. If you find a Paisley, never let her go. She can really help you in the long run. Finally, her favorite game is Mario Kart. Literally any of them. All Paisleys are Nintendo addicts.

Maria: “Do you see that girl over there? She’s such a Paisley.”
Caleeb: “Yeah. I totally agree. Did you see the new meme on her story?”

by lolxdyouthoughthaha November 4, 2019

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Scots:
1.Ancient term for the communal lavatory situated at the edge of a pre-historic Pictish settlement.

2.Shitehole town outside of Glasgow

I love Club 69, but I can't afford the bus to Shiteho-- sorry, Paisley.

by marka March 9, 2005

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A bandana, flag or rag.

"I got jumped cause my black paisley was hangin out my back pocket."

by chickenyoyo April 26, 2006

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Paisley

Paisley is small and soft and very pretty. She is very outgoing and loves to explore new places. She loves her food and is quite forward about asking for a meal and when she eats her table manners are not the best. She is very talkative, but is sometimes difficult to understand. She is not an intellectual, but sometimes exhibits some quite amazing insights. She loves to play and is very energetic, but she also loves to sleep and will spend hours drowsing with her eyes half-closed.

Felix: “Your rabbit Paisley is so adorable and fluffy!!!”
Alex: “I know right??!”
Felix: “Yup! There couldn’t be any animal cuter than a Paisley!”

by nnAnyletaK February 3, 2018

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