P.S.

noun - Verbal tool used to edify or galvanize an otherwise flippant quip, typically found at the end of a conversation

Mother to in-trouble child: "I cannot believe you cheated on your test!! What were you thinking??"

In-trouble child: "I don't know. I'm really sorry. I won't do it again."

Mother: "I should hope not! When we get home, you're cleaning the entire house."

In-trouble child: "WHAT?!???! Mom, noooooo!"

Mother <waiting for break in whining; it's a long wait...>: "OK. Continuing... No video games, no TV, no fun. Nothing until that house is clean! I don't ever want you cheating again. Understand?"

In-trouble child: "But Mom...!!!!"

Mother: "Uh-uh. Nay. I'm not hearing you. That house gets cleaned. No more cheating."

In-trouble child, dreary and hating self: "Ok..."

Mother: "Oh. And P.S. - Don't do a crummy a job or you'll just be doing it again, Cinderella."

by Cristina FS February 23, 2008

P.S.

P.S. is an acronym for Project Singles. Project Singles is a business that caters to connecting singles in Hawaii. P.S. is used in their marketing materials to mean Project Singles, post script, and to convey the feeling of "P.S. I love you" and other similarly sweet P.S. messages left at the end of letters.

P.S. loves you.

by Project Singles January 27, 2009

P.S.

An acronym for "porn star". Thought of by three teenage girls in a little town in Idaho.

"I bet she feels P.S.with that dance move!"

by Randi ~ps~ July 7, 2008

p.s.

what the alphabet would look like without "q" and "r"

abcdefghijklmnoPStuvwxyz....see what i mean

by poop April 9, 2005

p.s.

To lie continuously about nonsense, and think others actually believe you. To bullshit to act cool and feel "young again". To ask grade 9's "whats goin on 2nite bro"

#1 "Hey Conn, see Don Cherry last night on coach's corner ? , he was wearing the suit my uncle made for him " that is a "p.s."

#2 Im having a huge kegger on saturday night guys, come , it'll be wild. (Seen at the movies that night of the "supposed kegger"

by Bill Duster March 5, 2009

P.S.

Often precedes conversational addendums made by hos.

"So, like, I was at the mall and I saw this guy and he was major cute. And, P.S., he shops at The Limited!"

by Anonymous September 2, 2003

P.S. Mood

OR "Pornstar Mood"

1. and or all of the following:
down and gloomy, despondent, dejected, downcast, depressed.

2. completely apathetic, uninterested and unresponsive.

1. Moe Misk fell into a deep P.S. Mood after Sogg spilled mantu on his brand new H&M suit.

2. Despite the fact that I have nothing to do tonight, I choose to stay home because I am in a PS Mood.

by jaceyon April 9, 2009