PROBATION OFFICER. Just about the coolest job anyone could ever have. They give you a cool badge that got me out of a speeding ticket on more than one occasion. Juvenile Probation is the best, you get to yell at punk ass kids all day long. So what if they threaten to kill us, it's all in good fun! We ride around the city all day and witness junkies sitting on their front steps smoking crack and wangsters smoking weed. People duck away from us when we ride by, like we care if they kill themselves slowly. We don't have to carry a gun, and if the kids run away from us we don't have to chase them. Best of all, everyone thinks you are a law-abiding citizen b/c you are a P.O. What a bunch of dumb-asses.
Officer: "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
P.O. "I am a Probation Officer"..
Officer: "have a good day.."
P.O. "I am a Probation Officer"..
Officer: "have a good day.."
by JDUBB717 December 28, 2005
Get the p.omug. PROPERTY OF __________________
like P.O.M= Property of Me
what your boyfriend might write on your hand and the same you to him
also can be pissed off
an type of officer dude
and a post office
like P.O.M= Property of Me
what your boyfriend might write on your hand and the same you to him
also can be pissed off
an type of officer dude
and a post office
by cutie4u June 3, 2007
Get the p.omug. by Rob run corleone August 27, 2022
Get the P.O.mug. Have you seen my fuzzy P.O. slippers?
Those pineapple slices are P.O.!
Omigod...that back massage was P.O.
Those pineapple slices are P.O.!
Omigod...that back massage was P.O.
by anonymous February 9, 2005
Get the P.O.mug. (410): Dude I was driving with my phone in my crotch the other day when you called me and totally P.O.'d! It was super H.E.!
(415): LEGIT!
(415): LEGIT!
by agamemnonlovespos November 16, 2009
Get the P.O.mug.