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Ozempic Santa Claus

When a billionaire spends too long in the K-hole
Wow, when that rocket guy finally made it back, he looked like an Ozempic Santa Claus
by NotHalfBad333 December 27, 2024
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Ozempic

An unflattering term of disparagement for people who are too skinny, whether or not they use ozempic or not.
She looks ozempic, no curves, no muscle, gaunt face and scrawny body, way too ozempic.
by Sheilee August 17, 2025
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Ozempic Culture

Wanting results without lifting a finger

When people expect instant fixes to their problems without putting in the effort themselves, often blaming society or the government while contributing nothing.
“He keeps complaining about being broke but won’t get a job. That’s Ozempic Culture.”

“She wants to lose weight but refuses to change her diet or exercise — pure Ozempic Culture.”

“That Reddit nerd moans about living in a grim HMO with nightmare neighbours, only works 12 hours a week, spends the rest of the time smoking weed and gaming, and still blames the system while claiming Universal Credit. Peak Ozempic Culture.”
by UniversalCritic August 18, 2025
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Ozempic Flu

When you start taking Ozempic and feel like you’ve caught the flu — tired, achy, nauseous, maybe a headache — but it’s really just your body adjusting to the meds, not an actual virus.
Ever since I started Ozempic, I’ve had zero energy and body aches, pretty sure I’ve got the Ozempic flu.
by Retro Girl 13 November 10, 2025
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Ozempic

Apparently a drug used to treat type 2 diabetes to produce more insulin as those with type 2 diabetes don't produce enough insulin or their bodies don't respond to insulin very well.

It is now being used by celebrities to lose weight, and it makes them look awful.
Have you seen Meghan Trainor after using Ozempic? She used to be so hot, and now she is ugly. 💔🥀
by UltimateDoge November 17, 2025
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Ozempic Games

Fat celebrities who went underground away from the cameras, and come back slim and barely recognisable
Hey look there’s there’s that chick from TV, she looks so skinny. Are you sure? Yeah she’s been training for Ozempic Games
by Mr T Raptor November 21, 2025
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Ozempic

Hym "See what happens when you don't listen to me!? You took Ozempic... INSTEAD OF DOING THE THING THAT I SAID... And now your stomach is numb. Stupid. Fucking stupid! Eat bread AFTER you reach your desired weight! Jesus!"
by Hym Iam June 18, 2024
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