Noun
A wedding where the bride, groom, and most of their immediate family have all had a collective glow-up thanks to Ozempic. Everyone’s snatched, cheekbones are sharp enough to slice cake (if there were any), and the only thing thinner than the guest list is the menu. Instead of a buffet, expect a single crudité platter and one shrimp doing laps around a martini glass. No one eats, no one blinks, but damn, the photos are fire.
A wedding where the bride, groom, and most of their immediate family have all had a collective glow-up thanks to Ozempic. Everyone’s snatched, cheekbones are sharp enough to slice cake (if there were any), and the only thing thinner than the guest list is the menu. Instead of a buffet, expect a single crudité platter and one shrimp doing laps around a martini glass. No one eats, no one blinks, but damn, the photos are fire.
Ava: “Was Emily’s wedding fun?”
Jordan: “Total Ozempic Wedding. Everyone looked hot, but I left starving and pretty sure the cake was imaginary.”
Jordan: “Total Ozempic Wedding. Everyone looked hot, but I left starving and pretty sure the cake was imaginary.”
by Hungryguest March 29, 2025
Get the Ozempic Weddingmug. Wanting results without lifting a finger
When people expect instant fixes to their problems without putting in the effort themselves, often blaming society or the government while contributing nothing.
When people expect instant fixes to their problems without putting in the effort themselves, often blaming society or the government while contributing nothing.
“He keeps complaining about being broke but won’t get a job. That’s Ozempic Culture.”
“She wants to lose weight but refuses to change her diet or exercise — pure Ozempic Culture.”
“That Reddit nerd moans about living in a grim HMO with nightmare neighbours, only works 12 hours a week, spends the rest of the time smoking weed and gaming, and still blames the system while claiming Universal Credit. Peak Ozempic Culture.”
“She wants to lose weight but refuses to change her diet or exercise — pure Ozempic Culture.”
“That Reddit nerd moans about living in a grim HMO with nightmare neighbours, only works 12 hours a week, spends the rest of the time smoking weed and gaming, and still blames the system while claiming Universal Credit. Peak Ozempic Culture.”
by UniversalCritic August 18, 2025
Get the Ozempic Culturemug. The Newest Weight Loss Competition in Hollywood whereby Women, or them/they’s (even not Obese ones) take Ozempic for quick weight loss and immediately lose their Ass and their face sags, looks gaunt and they look as though they’ve aged 5+ years overnight! But they act as if everything is normal AF!
“O” gathered all her wealthy gal pals together to eat cake and talk Ozempic Olympics 90 mph to work calories of cake off after…as if!
by Judalon1952 January 20, 2024
Get the Ozempic Olympicsmug. by lalaozempic August 20, 2024
Get the ozempic allegationsmug. When you start taking Ozempic and feel like you’ve caught the flu — tired, achy, nauseous, maybe a headache — but it’s really just your body adjusting to the meds, not an actual virus.
Ever since I started Ozempic, I’ve had zero energy and body aches, pretty sure I’ve got the Ozempic flu.
by Retro Girl 13 November 10, 2025
Get the Ozempic Flumug. by NotHalfBad333 December 27, 2024
Get the Ozempic Santa Clausmug.