ozempic hedge

when you date or attempt to date a high calorie individual (typically a girl) because you see the potential if they lost weight

i would lowkey hit becky
hell nah, her bmi is room temp
ozempic hedge bro

by iridocyclitis_penjamin July 23, 2024

Ozempic

An unflattering term of disparagement for people who are too skinny, whether or not they use ozempic or not.

She looks ozempic, no curves, no muscle, gaunt face and scrawny body, way too ozempic.

by Sheilee August 17, 2025

Ozempic

JUST STOP EATING BREAD YOU FAT BITCH!

Hym "See what happens when you don't listen to me!? You took Ozempic... INSTEAD OF DOING THE THING THAT I SAID... And now your stomach is numb. Stupid. Fucking stupid! Eat bread AFTER you reach your desired weight! Jesus!"

by Hym Iam June 18, 2024

You need Ozempic

“You need Ozempic ” is a phrase that someone uses to call another person fat. That’s it. That’s the whole thing. You’re getting called fat.

“You need Ozempic, biggie.”

by Idiotisafool May 25, 2024

ozempic hedge

when you date or attempt to date a high calorie individual (typically a girl) because you see the potential if they lost weight

i would lowkey hit becky
bro her bmi is room temp
ozempic hedge bro

by iridocyclitis_penjamin July 23, 2024

ozempic

A weight loss drug that has one of the best commercials known to mankind.

Peter: Yo, Have you heard that really catchy commercial?
Joe: OH OH OH OZEMPIC UH OH UH OHHHH..

by atoms can touch May 2, 2024

Ozempic Santa Claus

When a billionaire spends too long in the K-hole

Wow, when that rocket guy finally made it back, he looked like an Ozempic Santa Claus

by NotHalfBad333 December 27, 2024