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Skewered Ox

Sexual position in which two guys kneeling, facing each other, girl between them: one cock in mouth, and the other in the vag. The trick is, that the girl must be curled up in fetal position, and the two guys must hold her whole weight by the sheer force of their erected penis.

For added difficulty - set a campfire under the bitch, and turn her around slowly, as a skewered ox on a barbecue party.
Dude, Jim and I hooked up with that drunk girl last night and ran the skewered ox on her.
by achaholic December 6, 2011
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-A word i made up-
Sexbox is an affectionet name anyone may call me , it can also be a sqaure box , designed persificly for each person with the word sexbox written on a side.
Sexbox;s have there own personalitys and may fall in love , you must look after them properly and treat them carefully.
1 "hey there she is ..HEY SEXBOX WERE OVER HERE"
2 "Look at my sexbox , its not like yours mine looks like a house and yours is just a box and look at how a wrote sexbox on it..aw i think the sexbox's are in love"
3 "where do you live"says girl "in my sexbox"says guy
he shuffles "im not a tramp/hobo/bum i like living in a box"
by Summer-sky / Naomi July 18, 2006
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Stomach of the Ox

This is when you have a stomach that can endure eating everything including rotten cheese. Lets just paint the picture.. You are sitting with your friends eating some taco soup and you reach into the fridge for some cheese to put on top..... you didnt know it but the cheese expired by quite a bit...... you all partake in the full meal including the cheese. Shortly everyone gets sick except one........ That person is crowned with the the prize..... They have STOMACH OF THE OX!!
Dude.... I cant believe you ate that.... You must have Stomach of the ox!!!
by Jmontana August 4, 2022
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Oxshott

A posh place in Surrey containing a couple of schools: Danes Hill, Downsend and Reeds. On the high street is a couple of professional hairdressers and Oxshott is range rover and porsche galore!
OMG we are going to Oxshott!!
by pseudonymous bosch 12345 June 4, 2011
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Oxswallow

Nonsense. A load of rubbish. Something said with the intent to beguile or deceive.
"Don't give me any of your oxswallow! This fabric is nylon, not silk!!"
by Eclectic Lawyer July 20, 2017
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oxso

I.) There are many variants of "oxso." However, these are the most common:

1.) A greeting among friends.
2.) A Chinese individual (usually non-derogatory.)

II.) In addition, there are several variants of "oxso" including but not limited to:

1.) awkso- a greeting used in awkward situations
2.) oxsno- declining statement
3.) oxsnow- snow
4.) oxsknow- one who is omniscient; possessing omniscience
I1.) Rob: "Oxsooooooooooo!"
Andrea: "Oxsoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-uh."
I2.) "I can't believe the oxsos haven't come back from golfing
yet."
"I hope that oxso drives faster, 'cause I want my beef
and broccoli platter now!"
by R. Epp December 29, 2007
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Oxsana

Awesome girl, but can be a MAJOR motherfuckin' bitch.
Oxsana, your such a motherfuckin' bitch.
by LoveSexAndrugs September 12, 2009
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