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Owls aren't animals. They come from Uhuisland and are considered uhus, rather than animals.
'Dude... have you seen my owl? It's an animal.' 'No it ain't, take your medication grandma. Owls are Uhus.'
Owls by kittylover928 September 13, 2022

Owls Crime Squad 

Sheffield Wednesday's Owls Crime Squad firm is one of the `ardest.
Owls Crime Squad by GoRRiLLa July 2, 2006

owls in the loft 

Thorozine: gets the owls out of the loft.
owls in the loft by gramaticon August 28, 2005

Owls In Your Gravy 

Busting Chops, Blowing cover or Foiling of a plan.

Origin: from a looping song and flash video made popular on Weebl's stuff.
"You can trust me dude, I won't put the owls in your gravy"

"You told her that? Man, way to put owls in my gravy!"

"..That's sure to put the owls into her gravy."

"Don't you be puttin no owls in my gravy!"
Owls In Your Gravy by TremendousBeef November 13, 2009

Owls nest 

Where you dont shave your genitles for about 8 to 9 months and gently set your hairy sack on someones nose while sleeping and screem OWLS NEST at the top of your lungs
Me and paul gave chas a wicked bad owls nest last night

My balls are so hairy i colud give someone an owls nest
Owls nest by the owlinator December 20, 2009

owls nest 

Affectionately, the space in between the two "hooters". Commonly, the location where you would motor boat a woman, between her breasts, boobs, tits.

I can't remember how the term came about. It could have been because I was wearing a lie cut shirt, it could have been when I got motor boated, it could have been when I saw some girl with big hooters... I have been using this one for a while.
"Did you see the owls nest on her?"
owls nest by QuartK June 30, 2014