Polish Oven Mitt

When you bake a kielbasa at 350° F for 15 minutes, then broil on high for 5 additional minutes. Proceed to pick up the kielbasa with designated “Polska” embroidered oven mitt and tenderly insert into lover’s dupa while whispering “gołabki”

“Honey, it’s cold out tonight. I could really use a Polish oven mitt”

by NaughtyKielbasa69 December 26, 2019

Oven Mitts

Nickname of Kelly Gray, former Myth/Queensryche guitar player, producer, and current guitar player for Geoff Tate. The term was coined initially to describe the absolutely wretched, bumbling style of Kelly's guitar playing and has since become a moniker. Also referred to simply as "Mitts" for short.

"Kelly Gray plays guitar like he's wearing a pair of oven mitts."

by Spuds McVest June 22, 2013

Chinese Oven Mitt

When during an oriental massage, the masseuse or masseur attempts to or successfully puts their fist into the client's anal cavity.

Derek: How did your massage go dude?

Brandon: shit man, I payed for a happy ending and she tried to give me the Chinese Oven Mitt!

by Hodenkrieg June 12, 2009

Greasy Oven Mitt

During a round of hardcore intercourse, a man places his testicles within the anus of a female.

Can be used in conjunction with a meat thermometer.

That chic was a freak. I gave her a greasy oven mitt and she loved it!

by Greasy13 July 27, 2010

oven mitt tits

titties that are so hot, that they are indeed too hot to handle with your bare hands.

Eric: hey Daniel, did you get a shot of that ol' fuck whistle with the insane oven mitt tits? Daniel: yeah, i caught them shits, and let me tell you that them titties were right above par. shit bird worthy!!

by queefridersoftheseventhdawn March 20, 2011

Oven Mitted

when one has one hand inserted in the vagina and the other hand inserted in the ass, holding her in a doggy position and making her grab your favorite dish out the oven.

I had hands deep in both holes open my hands like a over mit her mouth opened as I pull my hands together her mouthed closed around my pie then I could pull back and take that God damn pie you been oven mitted bitch

by kiwimike May 9, 2019

The Oven Mitt

When a man, instead of fingering a girl using the schocker or a little two-finger action, using all four fingers and putting the thumb in the asshole. This makes the form of a mitten, or "oven mitt"

Johan: Dude, I gave her the oven mitt!!!
Hans: BOSS!!!

by ovenmitter December 22, 2008