Outhouse

When a man shits directly into a woman's vagina resulting in sexual arousal for both.

Friend 1 - "Oh man...that chick I picked up at the bar last night asked if I would give her the outhouse."
Friend 2 - "So did you?"
Friend 1 - "Let's just say I was glad we went back to her place and not mine."

by GoofProof187 March 15, 2021

Outhouse

when she got a big pooper

"Did u c Lily yesterday"
"Yea dood she gotta outhouse"

by zman3366 December 12, 2018

Outhouse Polio

A condition where your legs fall asleep becuase you sit on the can too long.

Johnny couldn't walk after taking a really long dump. He had outhouse polio.

by Joemammy January 18, 2015

outhouse rat

As in "crazy as a..." Indicates a persons mental health...or rather the complete and total lack thereof. Like shithouse rat, only more pc for use in mixed or questionable company wherein one might become offended.

Person 1: What did you do that for?
Person 2: Don't mind me, I'm just crazy as an outhouse rat.

by ElKrampo7 May 22, 2006

Outhouse Express

The most prevalently-used and virus-susceptible email client in the history of computing. Frequently euphemized as Outlook Express.

When I installed SP2, Outhouse Express presumed to decide for me whether to download the images in my email.

by Downstrike October 3, 2004

Outhouse comics

The most ignorant stuff written on the walls of construction outhouses/toilets/shit houses. Usually accompanied by very crude drawings of naked women, crude drawings of anuses, drawings of the faggy safety guy or douchebag foreman on site, several drawn penises and depictions of them being fellated by men and women, declarations of being gay on a construction site, gang taggings, swasticas, and religious hate.

Foreman: Tommy, where the fuck have you been? It’s been 30 minutes and you ain’t done a thing!!

Tommy: Sorry boss. I was catching up on the outhouse comics.

by UncleFester17 June 23, 2018

Outhouse Express

Mail client inferior to Thunderbird, Opera, KMail, etc.

If you personified Outhouse Express and Idiot Exploiter, I'm sure the two would enjoy anal with each other.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 4, 2004