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Orgacrastinate 

(awr-guh-kras-tuh-neyt) - verb

To organize when you should be doing something else. May include tasks like cleaning, laundry, arranging notes from class, going through and erasing the texts in your phone, and any form of color coding.

a.k.a. productive procrastination or semi-productive procrastination, but orgacrastination is specific to tidying and it's more fun to say.
Person-who-doesn't-have-the-attention-span-of-a-goldfish: Why haven't you finished your paper yet?

Orgacrastinator: I don't know what happened. I was starting my paper last night when I looked around and suddenly realized that I couldn't possibly work in such a messy environment, even though it hasn't bothered me for the past month. So, I turned on the TV while I did laundry, color coded my closet and rearranged my furniture. Now my room is clean, but I only have an hour to write my paper...

Person-who-doesn't-have-the-attention-span-of-a-goldfish: You really shouldn't orgacrastinate like that.
Orgacrastinate by TheAchelle April 26, 2011
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A word formed by combining "wordOtaku/word" and "Convention". Dr. Hal Emmerich, the engineer who was the team leader in the Metal Gear Rex project, uses this word as his nickname.
Call me Otacon.
otacon by FROGGER June 17, 2003
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A music genre made up of songs heavy origins or basis in fan communities, such as those for anime. A large portion of this genre is made up of J-Pop.
My buddy: “The hell is that”
Me: “Otacore. It’s basically anime music
Otacore by moshpitfuneral December 6, 2019
Word of the Day on December 2, 2022
It is like literate but for speech.
"You are so Orace, Ray!"
Orace by RedDog19120 June 28, 2022

The Oracle Club 

A group of semi professionals, who identify as non binary. They are interested in investing and male bonding. The ultimate goal is to attain the title of "Beta Male Cuck". Once the title is achieved they may find a woman and engage in missionary style intercourse. Anything more than missionary and they will lose the title and be labelled a Degenerate.
I can't wait to join The Oracle Club so I can cuck so fuckin hard!
The Oracle Club by Thenewagecrewb December 8, 2018

oraclise 

The process of over-complicating a simple database design to within an inch of it's life. Typical knock on effects include :-
a) delaying project delivery dates by weeks/months
b) an oversized ego of the database designer who done the oraclising
c) general hatred towards the database designer who did the oraclising
All I wanted to do was add 5 values to a combo box but that jumped up DBA had to oraclise it.
oraclise by gavman99 January 2, 2009
A software company known for their database system with the same name. Also known as One Rich Asshole Called Larry Ellison.
Oracle trashed my tables.
Oracle by Major Midnight March 5, 2012