orbiter guild /ˈɔ rbɪtər ɡɪld / : an internet guild comprised of orbiters leashed to the whims and approval of an egirl. One will find the guild has a female in charge, and she so happens to be the only female in the roster because the others were rejected or forced out on the basis of egirl jealousy. Has more drama than the Royal Shakespeare Company.
by AnonymousSC2 June 19, 2018
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Girl: Look what my friend text me
Guy: Lemme see
Orbiter's Text Message: are you hungry? im so depressed and hungry...luckily food is the cure to depression! ;)
Guy: WOW.
Girl: haha
Guy: Is he being serious?
Girl: haha, yes he is bringing me food.
Guy: what a fucking clown
Guy: Lemme see
Orbiter's Text Message: are you hungry? im so depressed and hungry...luckily food is the cure to depression! ;)
Guy: WOW.
Girl: haha
Guy: Is he being serious?
Girl: haha, yes he is bringing me food.
Guy: what a fucking clown
by thedude8266 July 22, 2013
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The act of using social networking sites to spread the news of a celebrity death, whether it's true or not.
by HP.Twitter July 5, 2009
Get the Obittering mug.A sicko of mature age that starts the day twittering the obituaries finding comfort knowing that people of lesser age are being consumed by the reaper.
Bob, seriously! Do not Obitter me this please, I do not want to start my day hearing about effing dead people.
Get a life or Obitter me you.
Get a life or Obitter me you.
by MikeDP October 21, 2009
Get the Obitter mug.Guys who follow a niche internet micro celebrity female on social media. She’s usually a gamer girl, so they join her Discord in hopes of becoming her Moderator. She talks to them occasionally and they all think she wants to date them. They always give her what she wants, compliment her, and stalk her.
Guy 1: Wow this girl is a gamer? She’s super cool.
Guy 2: She’s so hot!
Guy 3: You guys are such incel simp orbiter freaks. I’m leaving.
Guy 2: She’s so hot!
Guy 3: You guys are such incel simp orbiter freaks. I’m leaving.
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Get the incel simp orbiter mug.A FAGGOT ORBITER: A guy who orbits around your girl for months or maybe years in her friendzone buying her shit waiting for that opportunity and procrastinating, once you're away, he won't even have the balls to ask her out but maybe she'll use him out of desperate, to get the validation she lost from you, thinking it'll help.
Usually he has NO other options so he'll say yes, the ultimate consequence of this interaction is loss of attraction asa another Alpha male shows up.. Fuck the backstabbing FAGGOT orbiters. (Funny enough I talked about this in the video without even knowing).
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Usually he has NO other options so he'll say yes, the ultimate consequence of this interaction is loss of attraction asa another Alpha male shows up.. Fuck the backstabbing FAGGOT orbiters. (Funny enough I talked about this in the video without even knowing).
I've just added this definition to Urban Dictionary.
She hooked up with a faggot orbiter just to get over daddy , thinking it'll help but it'll never help
by Daddyhimself3 January 20, 2017
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That guy is such a beta male orbiter, worshiping those online alpha influencers and buying their merch because he thinks it will actually help him get laid.
by MeanKittyUltra February 2, 2023
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