Optirectomy

A clean cut from your eye's to your asshole to clean up your shitty outlook on life.

by dbowney November 16, 2002

Optharectomy

A theoretical medical procedure, to sever the optic nerve from the rectum. (Used in jest, when a person has a pessimistic view of a situation)

Kenneth Lay and Jeffrey Skilling were discussing Enron's current financial position: "If Andrew Fastow get's that optharectomy, he won't have such a crappy outlook on this quarter's financial results."

by John B. Young July 11, 2006

Optorectumostomy

The procedure an Optorectumologist does to remove that shitty look on your face.

Man, that bitch needs a Optorectumostomy to get that shitty look off her face...

by The Garrick August 6, 2007

octarectomy

Octarectomy (awk-ta-rec-tomy)- Cutting the cord that connects your eyeballs to your asshole, so you don't have a shitty outlook on life.

"She was so negative, the doctor recommended an octarectomy to make her happier"

by Shirley i must be joking May 23, 2018

Oprectomy

To surgically sever the nerve between the visual cortex and the rectum.

The man underwent an oprectomy procedure in hospital, intending to improve his shitty outlook on life.

by LarksVomit November 22, 2023