optimo

Brand of cigar used for rolling a fat blunt with the potentiol of burning for an hour or more. Is a actual tobacco leaf.

You can catch me chillin' in the club steaming a optimo, with my dick getting sucked by a dime hoe.

by LoneStarSteve7 January 21, 2005

optimum pride

When you're driving and you see a truck that looks strikingly similar to popular character Optimus Prime.

T**gina si Optimum pride puknginang yan si optimum pride oh orRrhh OrrHh Orrhh uGhh UghHh tanina babe si optimum pride oh uRrgh OrghH Uurgh

by amogusssssssssss November 10, 2021

Optimum Online

Optimum Online

A dumb company that changes there number in ever commercial

optimum online brainwashing tunes
877-393-4448! such a catchy tune...
877-333-4001...still pretty good
i cant even remmber the last one...

by imdatpisceschick January 19, 2009

optomomotrox

a set plan for an entire day or evening, where by every space of time is allocated a specific task for the entire day/evening before it takes place. the optomomotrox is usually based on a feeling of instinct, and one is generally left feeling an overwhelming amount of satisfaction after the optomomotrox is complete.

so what's the optomomotrox?

by IanMIre January 22, 2008

Optimum'd

When you buy an internet package from the worst ISP ever AKA optimum and continuously receive unstable / laggy connection.

John 1: "Hey John 2 how's your internet, I heard your provider is optimum."
John 2: "Dude... everytime I play a game I keep getting optimum'd."
John 1: "Yea its a common occurrence when you choose them for internet."

by TropTeps December 14, 2021

Optimo Clique

A group of young men from Houston, TX who keep it real in the streets and choose not to blow sweets, instead they blow the Optimo, because they are G's

The Optimo Clique just came thru and saved the party

by OptimoRam October 16, 2008

O.P.W. ( O.P.Dubs) Optimum Pooping Window

The moment in time when you need to poop and you know for a fact if you do it now it will be a good poop. Waiting past this window results in a less then perfect poop, Usually with not getting it all out or straining harder than you would have had to if you had done it during your O.P.W.

"Gotta go man, just hit my O.P.dubs"

-O.P.W. ( O.P.Dubs) Optimum Pooping Window

by Catrotzuk September 26, 2015