Opinionion

Opinion + Onion = Opinionion

Someone who's strong opinions often make people cry, like how onions make people cry.

'Oh my god, he was being such an opinionion, he wouldn't shut up about sexists things and then I cried'

by Bagelbabe January 16, 2013

Opinions Are Like Assholes.

Keep your thoughts to yourself. Fools are better seen than heard.

If wanted your opinion I would have asked for it! Dont you know opinions are like assholes. Everybody has one and most of them stink.

by The Savage Legend June 20, 2009

opinions

Something that people should keep to themselves when writing a definition for UrbanDictionary.

"99.9% of the definitions on this site are opinions."
"Isn't that an opinion in and of itself?"
"...True."

by ...SARAH. March 15, 2008

Unpopular Opinion

Basically every definition on Urban Dictionary that never got approved.

The fact that this is an unpopular opinion means that you'll probably never have the chance to read this.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 13, 2020

Opinions

One of many ways to start a YouTube comment war.

Man: CoD is great!

Woman: Your opinions are stupid.

Man: Your face is stupid!

by SupaleegamingX July 22, 2014

Opinion Sponge

A person who soaks in the opinions of others when they are in their company. They adapt to these opinions very quickly and, like a sponge, emit the same content they have soaked in when questioned (or rinsed).

When in the company of vegetarians: ikr I NEVER eat meat. think of the poor animals!

When in company of normal people (meat eaters) : Urgh I'm so fat because I eat so many Big Macs, i just can't get enough of them

Everyone else: She is such an opinion sponge!

by Bullsperm69 October 23, 2013

System Opinionstrator

One who claims to maintain or support a computer system but in all actuality only has opinions on how it should be done and may in fact have no hands-on experience to back up said advice.

The chief system opinionstrator criticized how the system administrators actually handled the upgrade, nevermind he had never done an upgrade himself.

by splittingwedge November 8, 2007