ooft

That weird barking a dog does when it doesn't quite let a full bark go, but makes a kind of woof. Sounds like they are saying "Ooft".

Postman: *delivers letters*
Dog: Ooft!
Owner: Shut up.

by F, MRA November 20, 2007

Ooft

The emotion experienced on falling asleep, when you are very tired but knowing that you don't have to rise early the next morning; a combination of relaxation, joy, and dizziness.

"Ahhh...I am feeling ooft, now...". The sentence is rarely finished, as ooft commonly ends in sleep.

by Tjjl January 16, 2011

Ooft

An exclamation used when you witness something significant

Ooft! That car was going fast!
Ooft! That must have hurt!

by Matt47768 August 19, 2021

Ooft, I haff!

From the same phrase family as 'i have', 'i would', 'i'd tap' etc.
Used when somebody is particularly impressed by something, most frequently a person. Literally means 'I have', but said in a German accent to give it that extra 'ooft!'.

"Did you see that cumslut last night? I had her a few days ago... she walked past and i was all like 'Ooft, I haff!'"

Boy sees profile picture of hxc emo hawt grrll, and comments: NO JK JK JK LOLOLOL, I HEART UR FXCKING MAKE UP OMG I LOVE UR HAIR. OOFT, I HAFF!

by ghalighalinomnom May 3, 2009

Ooft_twhy

Somebody you should indefinitely hate for everything she does

Ooft_twhy:Hi
Someone:Go fucking die.

by OofieOof March 27, 2019

ooftastic

combines the words oof and fantastic

contains all of the wonderfulness and essense of oof

ooftastic formally means: when something is so great and fantastic, the word oof, or no other word in any dictionary isn't enough

pronounced oof-tas-tick

created December 5th, 2017, the word ooftastic can be used in almost any circumstance

soon to be adopted by students and adults who are cool, groovy, and hip with the kids around the globe

Guy 1: I'm getting a bike for Christmas!
Guy 2: oof
Guy 1: oof
Guy 2: Thats pretty ooftastic my dude.

Girl 1: I just got an A on my math test!
Girl 2: Darn, that's pretty ooftastic!
Girl 1: oof. Heck yeah it is!

by GrazingCows December 7, 2017

ooftah

A term often used in the Midwest, particularly Minnesota, to exclaim surprise, amazement or wonder.

"Sven just ate 17 bratwursts and washed them down with a sixpack of Schlitz."

"Ooftah!"

by Peter "Deacon" Bakke July 16, 2006