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ooft

When someone is rejected in a very sad way
(someone is rejected) ooft
by yeetus feetus April 10, 2019
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ooft

That weird barking a dog does when it doesn't quite let a full bark go, but makes a kind of woof. Sounds like they are saying "Ooft".
Postman: *delivers letters*
Dog: Ooft!
Owner: Shut up.
by F, MRA November 20, 2007
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Ooft, I haff!

From the same phrase family as 'i have', 'i would', 'i'd tap' etc.
Used when somebody is particularly impressed by something, most frequently a person. Literally means 'I have', but said in a German accent to give it that extra 'ooft!'.
"Did you see that cumslut last night? I had her a few days ago... she walked past and i was all like 'Ooft, I haff!'"

Boy sees profile picture of hxc emo hawt grrll, and comments: NO JK JK JK LOLOLOL, I HEART UR FXCKING MAKE UP OMG I LOVE UR HAIR. OOFT, I HAFF!
by ghalighalinomnom May 3, 2009
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Ooft

An exclamation used when you witness something significant
Ooft! That car was going fast!
Ooft! That must have hurt!
by Matt47768 August 19, 2021
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