The emotion experienced on falling asleep, when you are very tired but knowing that you don't have to rise early the next morning; a combination of relaxation, joy, and dizziness.
From the same phrase family as 'i have', 'i would', 'i'd tap' etc.
Used when somebody is particularlyimpressed by something, most frequently a person. Literally means 'I have', but said in a German accent to give it that extra 'ooft!'.
"Did you see that cumslut last night? I had her a few days ago... she walked past and i was all like 'Ooft, I haff!'"
Boy sees profile picture of hxc emo hawt grrll, and comments: NO JK JK JK LOLOLOL, I HEART UR FXCKING MAKE UP OMG I LOVE UR HAIR. OOFT, I HAFF!