okolona corona

When a redneck, usually from Okolona, orders a Coors Light with a lime

JimBob at the end of the bar order an Okolona Corona.

by Jabba's Juggernaut January 5, 2008

financial oncologist

A lawyer, typically a bankruptcy lawyer or creditor rights lawyer or commerical type lawyer, well versed in the laws on debtor creditor- rights or the IRS collection matters, or shareholder dispute matters and who knows how to save people and businesses from financial fiasco's, after the fact. Typically viewed by his clients as a savior and by others, typcially creditors, as snakes who use their knowledge of the law to help one person screw another out of money or some other entitlement.

He employed a financial oncologist to remove those creditor claims for 30 cents on the dollar. The creditor was un happy but had no recourse at the time to otherwise accepting the offer or getting stiffed completely.

by pennlawyer December 30, 2010

ontological

1. The adjective form of ontology. 2. A word for which no non-pretentious use exists outside of a philosophy class.

When I asked a hottie if she knew what "ontological" meant, she unceremoniously slapped me with a dictionary.

by brownacre_1 July 13, 2019

Francis okolo

A mean boy who thinks he is fresh and insults people for no reason. He is very proud hearted and a terrible person.

I liked you but I never knew you were a Francis okolo.

by The pencil January 12, 2019

ontologistics

A theory of social change (linear ontology) in which asymmetry causes incompleteness (inequality); and incompleteness causes discontinuity; and discontinuity recursively causes asymmetry.

Ontologistics depicts a recursive (self-referencing) path of social change.

by sandraxine August 26, 2018

ontological

The branch of metaphysics that deals with the idea and nature of being/existing. Furthermore, anyone who uses this word in a philosophy class is a fucktard. Period.

I think that the ontological reprecussions of that ethical theorem are simply proposterous. I am a huge ass.

by dart_smart_ass May 6, 2006

onology

specifically used at the end of the technical term "Pass It Onology"

Which basically is defined as "the art of being comfortable in being ones true self and giving that confidence to others just by being yerself"

I graduated from the School of Feel The Love and Rock On with a degree in Pass It Onology. I am proud of this because I know it means I finally have the confidence enough to be myself and through seeing my confidence, others have the confidence to be themselves as well no matter what others think of them afterwards.

by Chrissy Squeak September 25, 2010