One A.M. Wonder

A one a.m. wonder can be anyone who gets to the point in their day when they just cannot focus anymore. You are exhausted both mentally and physically yet something compels you to continue to function as you usually would however you can’t this state causes you to make bad decisions usually leading to either damage to yourself or the surrounding equipment. A one a.m. wonder should not be allowed near operating or energized equipment and is best suited to be left in a safe environment like an office or home with all sharp objects and tools removed.

Regardless of when Billy goes to do work, he works like a One A.M. Wonder, everything he touches ends up worse.

by IandCtechsATmillstone July 28, 2010

Oneages

Describing someone who has been left alone.

Ha all on his oneages!

by John Matsfield November 23, 2010

oneal tool

an imcompetant asshole, usually a male in the oneal junior class, who's life is so vapid they feel they must resort to quazi-analyzing the relationship of the only reasonable females in their grade for entertainment purposes, jealousy or an attempt to prove their apathetic nature to other males, which in reality is found lacking.

Nick, weston, and mike are the ideal oneal tools because their lives lack individuality and excitement, and therefore they feel they must all joke about the only reasonable girls in their grade, so that their relationships with each other are classically strengthened by putting others down.

by FATJANET February 18, 2004

one a way

meaning to talk to someone alone or in private. A one on one conversation.

we should link up on a one a way.

by wusabi May 14, 2006

one-a-day

to masturbate.

Can be used as a noun or verb.

Based on the results from the healthystrokes.com survey which reports the average man masturbates 7.2 times per week, or just about one-a-day.

"Sorry I took so long in the shower, I had to do my one-a-day"

"I just one-a-dayed all over the keyboard, anyone know how to clean that up?"

Jack: "Hey dude, why are you so whiny today?"
Jim: "I know, I'm so stressed out"
Jack: "Did you one-a-day yet?"
Jim: "Not yet! BRB ;)"

by reddan69 February 9, 2012

onealing

To be totally confused or disoriented about most everything or to be zoned out all of the time.

Ryan couldn't pay attention in class because he kept onealing throughout class.

by slinkyjedi February 7, 2017

OneAn

A better superior person who is almighty and will conquer the earth and the whole universe.

1:That smart guy looks like OneAn.
2:We should raise our child as OneAn

by Jkone September 15, 2019