one eyed monster

when you moon someone with ur buttcheeks stretched appart so that your victim stares right into the hole or "eye". if two people do it its a two eyed monster, if three, its a 3 eyed monster, so on...

also it could mean a penis

he gave me a one eyed monster yesterday, lets give him a 3-eyed monster tonight to get him back

by Flump August 21, 2006

One-eyed Monster

When a person pulls down his/her pants and moons one or more people in a fashion that requires the person to use their hands to spred their buttcheeks apart and show their furry, brown asshole. This can be converted into two-eyed monsters, three-eyed, or as many eyes as you can find.

I gave a one-eyed monster to rout 206!

by Jörg December 13, 2006

wrestling the one eyed monster

To jerk off, masterbate, relieve yourself sexually, jerk it till you cant work it, putting on some vaseline and greko-roman wrestling your penis

by A2K February 18, 2003

one eyed monster worm

a very large gnarly cock

little timmy used his one eyed monster worm to plow a furrow in little suzy's back pasture

by merryprankster1963 March 12, 2007

feeding the one eyed monster

when a person of the male caliber rubs his dong until love juices squit

"oh man, i feed the one eyed monster yestorday and some love juices suirted in my face

by Thach October 26, 2004

One Eyed Snake Monster

A man's penis! extremely large in size and might scare women!

I pulled out the one eyed snake monster and she almost passed out!

by berty68 October 1, 2008

One Eyed Sea Monster

A disturbing creature that sneaks up on someone, calls there name and simply stares. (an attack from one can cause paralysis)

Dude one time i was attack by a One Eyed Sea Monster and couldn't move for ten minutes!!!

by NinjaGangsta September 2, 2010