one pump Trump

An incumbent president who suffers from counting premature elections.

Or

A former president who was voted out after only 1 term.

This 2020 election is something else, look at this one pump Trump actively calling out to stop vote counting.

by Axiom2020 November 6, 2020

One pump chump

When a man only puts it in before busting.

"We were doing foreplay and he turned into a one pump chump after putting it in."

by GoldenPimp69 November 26, 2017

one pump wonder

A male that ejaculates very quickly after very little sexual stimualtion

A man ejaculating after 30 seconds of sexual stimulation is called a one pump wonder

by Spongebob889 November 16, 2013

One Pump Trump

A president that refuses to wash his hands or wear a face mask and then acts surprised when he gets kicked out of the white house during a global pandemic.

We might need to get this house fumigated now that one pump Trump is getting his Corona infected self moved out.

by ThundaBabe November 7, 2020

One Pump Man

Usually a term for a man who prematurely ejaculates after just one, but powerful thrust.

That guy is a real one pump man

by Mulix February 13, 2017

one pump champ

A man who has a trouser monster that rivals those of the Greek gods and is said to be able to make a female ejaculate upon initial penetration.

Wow Chris, that was amazing! You are a true one pump champ!

by The One Pump Champ November 8, 2015

One Pump Stump

A one pump stump is when a male ejaculates after one pump in and out of a vagina. Also a short chode like penis.

"I had sex with the hottest girl last night to bad it was over quick because of my one pump stump"

by @ZayEatsAss February 23, 2017