once upon a time in mexico there were two gangsters....
grandma:do you want to hear a bed time story,
grandchild:yes,sure
grandma:once upon a time there was a pedophile...
grandma:do you want to hear a bed time story,
grandchild:yes,sure
grandma:once upon a time there was a pedophile...
by axelrad1993 October 6, 2010
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by jutsmadethisjustbecause February 24, 2020
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B: Once upon a time, ni**a
A: AHHHHHH, that female is kilt and she 12 to the gallon in the head. She from T.T. West?
B: Hillcrest
A: She go to Bethel High School?
B: Yeah
A: Thats why she kilt... she dun had to man up with everyone from The Block. Ya Boys know her?
B: Naw she aint been arrested
A: tisk tisk
B: Once upon a time, ni**a
A: AHHHHHH, that female is kilt and she 12 to the gallon in the head. She from T.T. West?
B: Hillcrest
A: She go to Bethel High School?
B: Yeah
A: Thats why she kilt... she dun had to man up with everyone from The Block. Ya Boys know her?
B: Naw she aint been arrested
A: tisk tisk
by M. Du May 15, 2005
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by Green Tea Mochi April 11, 2011
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by Tookar April 13, 2005
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