take on the team

to suck the dick of, eat out, or have sex with every member of a sports team.

Don't touch that skank ho, man, the Dallas Cowboys were in town last night and she "took on the team".

by Nick D February 23, 2003

Take on the dodgems

Engage in sex with, usually in a rough fashion.

"Take on the dodgems:"

"Your dad is taking my mother on the dodgems."

by commodorejohn October 9, 2008

take it easy on the soap

What you tell a fat girl that you just F'd when she goes to take a shower.

When Carla goes to the bathroom to take a shower tell her to "Take it easy on the soap" because last time she used up the whole bar of soap in one shower.

by jaehoal jones July 13, 2012

take it on the arches

telling someone to scram or skee daddle. to kick rocks or leave.

You're still here? Take it on the arches kid.

by dr. scotch April 11, 2008

Take it on the run

Made popular by the song of the same name as most popularized by the band called REO Speedwagon in the 1980's era, take on the run means to run away, usually from a bad or uncomfortable situation.

It may also now refer to taking a food order to go, aka running with it.

He suspects that you're cheating, so like a coward instead of confronting the situation you leave town and take it on the run.

I don't have time to sit down and eat. I'll just take it on the run.

by TottPaula March 7, 2020

Take a dump on the floor

An good way to start an interesting conversation.

I shat on the floor so as to get my guests engaged in a conversation.

by Eyeballflyball September 3, 2003

TAKE A SWEET SUCK ON THE SOUR SIDE OF MY FUCK STICK

A statement of contempt aimed at a highly loathed individual.

by weave July 12, 2003