Spook on the roof

This is what you call a black person who snorts so much cocaine he decides to climb onto his roof

Wife:"honey , what the hell is that on the the garage? Husband:" looks like we got ourselves another spook on the roof, better call the police again"

by Super jo jo and friends July 19, 2016

Diddler On The Roof

When a man with a small penis cannot satisfy his partner and chooses to strap on a dildo underneath his penis while penetrating his partner with the strap on he uses his small penis to diddle her clitoris.

I couldn't get Ramona off last night so I had to strap it on and give her the diddler on the roof.

by Icepen15 April 6, 2011

Cheese stick on the roof

When you nut in her hair, and you let it dry, effectively gluing your dick to her hair

Yo dude! Last night I was hitting and she didn’t want to swallow, so I hit her with a cheese stick on the roof.

by Gadal613 June 15, 2018

Susan’s on the roof

Susan’s on the roof is a code word for “fart”that a girl named Brianna and Maddie came up with so if they have to fart and they want to say it without saying it, they say Susan’s on the roof. Susan’s on the roof,That’s when you have to fart,if Susan fell then you farted,if Susan dies then it stinks really bad.

Defined- Susan’s on the roof means “fart “

Brianna- Maddie Susan is on the roof !
Maddie- oh no everyone run!
Brianna-welp Susan fell!
Maddie-aiaiaia Susan died omg!

by !Besties! December 10, 2019

ninjas on the roof

impending doom

as soon as i walked in on Stacy and Jill and that 6 foot toedo, i knew there were ninjas on the roof! Phil would be pissed.

by freewilly23 January 18, 2009

snoopy is on the roof

A phrase used by certain group of lottery players to signal that the upcoming winning numbers for the next few rolls may be easily visible, like snoopy when he’s sleeping on his roof because if he’s not on the roof and sleeping inside his doghouse you couldn’t easily see him or in this case, see the winning numbers which usually are triples or quads in a pick 3 or pick 4 daily drawing such as 444 or 7777 etc any combination of the same number which is extremely easy to pin down as long as ‘snoopy is on the roof’ what triggers the declaration is determined by the messenger, he/she may be right, or they may be wrong.

After all, It’s lotto #lottoman #lottomanchronicles

Pound those trips and quads because Snoopy is on the roof! 000, 5555 etc

by em_see_dbl_oh April 9, 2021

Cat on the roof

anything awesome or cool. you can use it however you want. this saying originated in Zwolle, Netherlands as a joke but quickly became popular around the world

Last night's party was cat on the roof!!!

by zwolle October 10, 2009