Talking on the Phone

Another term for having sex. Can also mean masturbating.

She was talking on the phone with her boyfriend last night.

by Cristy October 2, 2005

Are you on the phone?

A phrase that applies to stupid fucks. It's most common use is right after something stupid has been said.

"It's cold outside" Are you on the phone?

by Matt November 19, 2004

Put Willy on the phone!

When you want to talk to someone who knows what the fuck is going on here. Most often used when a frustrating situation arises, when dealing with an incredibly stupid person, or if you're just haveing a bad day in general.

(in the drive-thru)
Speaker: Place your order whenever you're ready.

Patron: Uh, I'll have a #5 with no onions and a Coke. Two double-cheeseburgers without pickles and a large french fry.

Speaker: Go ahead and order whenever you're ready, Ma'am.

Patron: Fuck! Put Willy on the phone!

by DuchessWise August 31, 2010

Play on the phone

Wen you call a random people number and do prank calls.

"Stop playin on the phone boy."

Don't play on the phone, they might have Caller ID.

by Godlike The Creator February 22, 2019

cake on the phone

To flirt with someone online. Being sweet on someone

About to put these kids to sleep so I can “cake on the phone” with you 😂

by ClapCheeks October 1, 2022

2 hands on the phone

A term used when reading smut on a phone, (comminly used on Fan Fiction sites) to tell others to not self pleasure whilest reading.

2 hands on the phone you bunch of gooners!

by ICBWYBRBMSID January 23, 2026

talk on the big white phone

to vomit into the toilet

If he keeps drinking like that, not only will he have a hangover, but he will have to talk on the big white phone when he wakes up the next morning.

by Light Joker November 22, 2004