old balls

The oldest age you can reach without dying.

"Oh man, That guy is old balls."

by Kaleb Kaiser December 20, 2008

old balls

A common spectacle in the locker room. Typically associated with a grey bush.

My gym towel was sprinkled with white pubes today. Old Balls strikes again.

by T Macalicious April 15, 2014

old balls

An young man who has extemely old charastics, also see Todd Wilson

Has anyone seen old ball lately?

by Tim April 12, 2005

old balls

A middle aged man who hangs out with younger guys trying to feel young again, but is still an old bastard. An "old balls" is usually a racist and likes to drink beer and jack daniels while sitting around making fun of stupid porch monkeys. "Old balls" likes to hear about other peoples sex stories but has none of his own stories because again, he's an old fart. This person also has been known to give a dutch ruder or two and is known to leave crows nest everywhere he goes.

Guy 1- Did you see what Old Balls did last night?
Guy 2- No what the fuck did the old fucker do?
Guy 1- That mother fucker got shit faced off jack n coke and sat around talkin shit about them dumb knuckle draggin forty drinkin yard apes, then he got caught in the bathroom giving Garrett a dutch ruder and left a crows nest in the shitter!

Guy 2- What a fuckin gooncock!

by 1GMC2500 September 21, 2011

Old balls

When your old and your balls hang very low almost to the point where they drag on the floor.

Many people call Scott old balls

by Tman27 April 13, 2019

Old Balls

When your ball sack can touch your butthole

Holy shit, Sean Paddy Murphy has old balls! They’re going into his asshole!!!

by Old Balls Murphy November 17, 2023

old balls club

An older (50+) wealthy man, worth dating

I saw this hot older guy, totally looks like he could be part of the OBC ... The "Old balls club"

by Mel_007 June 9, 2017