old

Old is when its more expensive to buy the candles, than the cake to put it on.

candles cost $.25 a piece, and you are 60 years old making the total cost of candles $15. the cake costs $4.

by Wayne Static May 14, 2005

olds

short for Oldsmobile a large american pimp car

Im crusin in my Olds tonight.

by Jonathan K. March 30, 2005

Olded

Verb. When a message board user posts a reply or creates a thread that contains dated material and the other users scold said user for posting old material, the posting user is said to have been olded off the message board.

Noob user posts a link to long cat. Message board posters olded him off the board. i.e.
Poster1: OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Poster2: this is the newest video evar
Poster3: omg old

by H0ffmaster May 21, 2011

old

that which is not new

Matrix Revolutions was an old movie.

by Anonymous November 7, 2003

olde

(adj) old, used to ascribe an artificial nostalgic value to crap that nobody would otherwise consider purchasing

The Old Junk Shop almost went out of business until they changed their name to Ye Olde Antique Shoppe.

by BeardedFatass January 8, 2004

old

You begin to be old when people who deliver pizzas are systematically younger than you.

(See young)

Anyway im even too old to command pizzas by now.

by Flaz July 16, 2008

old

Something that was said and/or done repeatedly that has been totally played out. Tired. Annoying.

The past he kept bringing up to my face is gotten real old right about now!

by T. Brown October 18, 2007