the Oklahoma shotput

When you defecate into a canteloupe and feed it to someone by the spoonful.

I gave the Gandrea an Oklahoma shotput last night and she loved it.

by Will January 4, 2005

Oklahoma steamer

A sexual act of shitting on your partners chest then wrapping them in clingfilm so that they steam up. Next you'll need to find yourself a nice Hill to roll them down (Don't forget to shout OKLAHOMA!) This is a historical practice that originated from Oklahoma in the early 1800's. It was used as part of a mating ritual

Dude I really wanted to bang Jessica so I took that bitch up to make out point and gave her an oklahoma steamer. We've got a date next Friday

by Ceejbuddy July 20, 2016

Oklahoma sauna

Having a beer in the shower.

After my shit day at work I had an Oklahoma Sauna

by Thecfhobbit December 12, 2019

Oklahoma Sasquatch

When you and your spouse or significant other dress up as Sasquatch and have intercourse in the Dollar General parking lot.

Did you hear that Dalton and Ashley did the Oklahoma Sasquatch?

by BigKountry April 14, 2021

oklahoma state university

A magical place filled with loads of beer and a variety of drugs, all for your taking as long as you pay about 10K and have a high enough ACT score, which is not difficult.

Jackie: I SO got into OSU!
Crystal: Dude, you're going to end up in rehab now.
Jackie: What for?
Crystal: Everyone knows that all Oklahoma State University kids do is drink and snort coke!

by morphineline January 11, 2008

Oklahoma state bird

The Oklahoma state bird is the trailer house. They are usually spotted between march and june flying across the countryside.

We were driving down the highway when we saw the oklahoma state bird blocking all four lanes. Preeetttyyyy...

by puckdiesel87 June 16, 2009

Oklahoma Stinger

When a guy tit fucks a girl and slaps her violently

Jen loves my oklahoma stingers

by John Mehico March 29, 2010