You know you hit black gold, when you are fucking a girl in the ass for to long of a time period, which builds the gas up and the girls’ asshole wants to explode. Instantly, the women is spraying shit all over your dick and balls, it is highly recommended to keep fucking her in the ass to plug the “Oil Spill”. Get her to clean off the main drill pipe every now and then by putting your dick in her mouth (see also, Jersey Turnpike) or wipe it off on her top lip (see also, “advanced dirty sanchez”). Candles, cigarettes, or any other flammable objects should not be used in conjunction with this act.
When I was banging her in the ass, she had an oil spill that ruined the sheets, but it was worth it.
by TB May 27, 2004
The act of seducing a woman into a porta potty; with intentions of lude acts, in this example "head". At the moment of climax, the member is removed from her mouth and ejaculate is then sprayed into her eyes, causing momentary blindness. Exactly at this moment, while the woman is rubbing the man paste out of her eyes, the man locks her into the porta potty and proceeds, then to flip it over with all excriment, spilling like a overflowing tank.
Meg after her one o'clock chimichanga, goes into the porta-potty for some rectile incontinence, not knowing that Kory was in there already, experiecing some rapid exit of his own; the two hit it off aka massive seduction, and an oil spill ocurred shortly thereafter.
by lbandpookie May 29, 2007
by valere March 14, 2008
A while after you have jacked off u ejaculate some after-jizz in your pants causing uncomfortable awkwardness amongst you self
Guy 1: Dude whats with the wet spot.
Sexy man 2: Oh its nothing..
Guy 2: Holy shit bro that an oil spill hahah!!
Guy 1: You would know what that looks like.
Sexy man 2: Oh its nothing..
Guy 2: Holy shit bro that an oil spill hahah!!
Guy 1: You would know what that looks like.
by SPsexyman555 September 28, 2011
I was walking down the street, then kicked it into high gear, B-lined to nearest crapper unsuccessfully and had an oil spill.
by terrance ward April 04, 2007
oil spill- while a female is taking a bath, a male with a raging case of explosive diarrhea defecates into the bathtub!
by hobbitchaser April 20, 2011
When you are doing anal in the shower and you whip it out real quick and she has explosive diarhea and blows like a busted pressure valve
by big Bens rubber duck May 05, 2015