When you sit about a 100 yards off the beach in the water and jerkoff while watching all the beach babes onshore.
Jeff had his pants down in the ocean and was offshore jerkin while a pretty lady was on the beach getting her tan on.
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1) John McCain supports offshore drilling, because he wants to increase the likelihood that he will one day be all up in Sarah Palin's ass.
2) If Bristol Palin had been more of an advocate for offshore drilling, she probably wouldn't have gotten knocked up.
2) If Bristol Palin had been more of an advocate for offshore drilling, she probably wouldn't have gotten knocked up.
by blosama October 22, 2008
Get the offshore drilling mug.Losing a good paying job to a non-North American country often resulting in cost savings to greedy corporations at the expense of quality.
"...no I'm not with Microsoft any more, my job got offshored to Bangalore. I hear my old customers are frustrated by the thick accents and out of touch nature."
by mangicake January 27, 2009
Get the Offshored mug.(Verb) the action of taking a shit in a woman or mans mouth while they are laying down...then getting on top of them and begin fucking their face...resembles off shore drilling due to the fact they are drilling through mud. If one ejaculates while drilling he can yell out "I've struck it rich!" then ejaculate in the eyes of the shit mouthed person..
i was so trashed last night at the bar so i brought home this war-pig and decided to do some off shore drilling. and yea i struck it rich!
by R to the izzo B to the 40 September 12, 2009
Get the Off Shore Drilling mug.Offshoring is a practice where companies pay foreign workers 1/3 the pay for work (such as software development). What compaines fail to understand is that it takes the offshore workers 4 times as long to perform their work, and the resulting product is sub-par at best.
Local programmer makes $60.00 / hour.
The company decides to use offshoring to send the work to India for $20.00 / hour.
Instead of taking 8 hours to write a program locally (for a total of $480.00) they offshore the work and it takes 32 hours (for a total of $640.00) and the resulting program has text like:
"For more instruction be to clicking the yes button."
Pay more, get worse products, and take longer to get it done.
The company decides to use offshoring to send the work to India for $20.00 / hour.
Instead of taking 8 hours to write a program locally (for a total of $480.00) they offshore the work and it takes 32 hours (for a total of $640.00) and the resulting program has text like:
"For more instruction be to clicking the yes button."
Pay more, get worse products, and take longer to get it done.
by Joe Blow Programmer April 11, 2007
Get the offshoring mug.the sending of work from the developed world to the cheaper destinations or developing world like Philipines,India...
Earlier the offshore meant just sending the manual software IT work to cheaper destinations.Now its the quality work or R&D center.Typical cases been MICROSOFT,ADOBE and so on..
Earlier the offshore meant just sending the manual software IT work to cheaper destinations.Now its the quality work or R&D center.Typical cases been MICROSOFT,ADOBE and so on..
Man!! I am jobless since my work has been offshorized to India.
I have got awesome hike,I am owning the offshorized work of Adobe for cloud computing in India.
I have got awesome hike,I am owning the offshorized work of Adobe for cloud computing in India.
by zatsure May 12, 2013
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