offention

the act offending people

you are under arest for offention

by spookythecheeselord January 11, 2022

Offented

When your tall mate calls you short cause you are.

Ruby: your short
Cerys: I’m offented

by Offented June 20, 2019

offention

A measure of one's level of being offended.

You're causing my offention levels to rise.

by g0nad June 4, 2010

offertunity

Offertunity is a combination of providing an opportunity and getting several offers on it. obviously, the person providing the opportunity gets to select the best offer.

i need to get my roof repaired, now that's an offertunity!

by batman_hood June 10, 2011

offertunity

a blend of opportunity and offer usable in promotional advertising.we haven't yet used the word.

xyz store's unique offertunity.
come.make the best use of it.

by unoriter August 11, 2009

offestive

When your holiday decorations or general behavior goes from festive to offensive.

It was really offestive of those drunk girls to put Mariah Carey's All I want for Christmas on the juke box 10 times in a row.

by Buttyang December 21, 2010

Offentunist

A person or group who seeks to be offended

That guy is such an offentunist

by Mr York November 16, 2019