Beam Shatner off the Enterprise

another term for deficating

Man, I had too many burittos. Now I gotta beam Shatner off the Enterprise.

by mynameisdavo June 22, 2006

Off The Early

A phrase used to describe being somewhere early or going somewhere early.

We be off the early here in the weightroom.

by Mhba October 18, 2018

bite the end off the cigar

The act of prematurely, through choice or involuntary reflex, pinching your asshole shut on a log before it has fully exited your shit pipe. By not allowing the shit to gracefully release, you are now stuck with what as known as the "endless wipe".

"Bro, you don't want to bite the end off the cigar or your asshole is going to itch all day"

by rccg94 July 23, 2009

Off the eddies

Getting fucked up with the boys. Of the rails. Crazy. Wildin. Straight rowdy.

That party was off the eddies

by Willyt February 23, 2020

Blow off the easy one

Another term for masturbating.
To blow off refers to the act of masturbation, and the easy one refers to the penis

Me: "What are you doing tonight?"
Friend: "I'm gonna blow off the easy one"

by Stevens Slowjerk November 4, 2008

off the edge

Just beyond the standard definition of ‘normal’ in society, but not quite off the deep end. Frequently associated with constant usage of mild hallucinogens.

John: “I’ve been so done with everyone’s shit lately, I just put a fuckton of salt in my teacher’s coffee when he wasn’t looking.”
Brad: “Damn, you kinda going off the edge, for real.”

by Details808 October 29, 2021

he be off the early

Someone who is quick in acting. Could be in terms of time, or place

He be off the early when we be going out at night

by lobe3 January 16, 2012