Jerry was being a complete knucklehead to John so John fucked him off and ended their friendship right then and there
by AnonymousAustralianGuy October 1, 2021
Get the fucked him off mug.A name for a hand gesture you do to someone when you want them to do your bidding and/or change their mind for them. It is a reference to the Jedi mindtrick seen in the Star Wars movie where the Jedi says "these are not the droids you are looking for" and gestures and the bad guys reply "these are not the droids we are looking for and walk away. They really were the droids they were looking for.
Tina: "How did you get Max to work for you again so you could get a couple weeks off?"
Jeff: "I waved him off with the old Jedi mind control. It was easy."
Jeff: "I waved him off with the old Jedi mind control. It was easy."
by Tina Ballance April 11, 2008
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by mennäperille December 10, 2019
Get the Cut him off mug.To completely rid yourself of the nuisance of someone else's presence. This often involves beating the proverbial, living sh*t out of said nuisance, or putting their corpse six feet under--whichever is preferred in order to achieve the desired result. You may substitute names, proper nouns of gender, and mix names, proper nouns, and expletives to ensure the proper result of your speech.
He spilled all my liquor! I'm about to dust him off!
Mr. Officer, he ran the red light and hit my brand new truck! He's lucky I didn't dust his ass off!
If I hear that this trick is trying to keep me away from my kids, I'm gonna have to dust her off!
Don't be mad because she chose me! You know the rules! Keep acting up, and I'm gonna dust yo' ass off!
Bro, I'm surprised you let Jenna get away with stealing all your money. If I were you, I would've dusted that bitch off!
Mr. Officer, he ran the red light and hit my brand new truck! He's lucky I didn't dust his ass off!
If I hear that this trick is trying to keep me away from my kids, I'm gonna have to dust her off!
Don't be mad because she chose me! You know the rules! Keep acting up, and I'm gonna dust yo' ass off!
Bro, I'm surprised you let Jenna get away with stealing all your money. If I were you, I would've dusted that bitch off!
by The Dallas Screenwriter January 11, 2012
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Get the lobbed him off mug.When you pay a male hooker to unknowingly jack off your friend. Your friend becomes a “John” despite his knowledge.
by Pcycl3 January 25, 2023
Get the John him off mug.Kelly: hey Natalie try and make my nipples hard
Natalie: haha noooo
Kelly: wanna make out?
Natalie: okay sure
Kelly: *tries to roll on top of natalie
Natalie: what are you doing?
Kelly: grunts while saying Provo pushin it babe
Natalie: NO WAY!! Provo pushin him off!!!
Natalie: haha noooo
Kelly: wanna make out?
Natalie: okay sure
Kelly: *tries to roll on top of natalie
Natalie: what are you doing?
Kelly: grunts while saying Provo pushin it babe
Natalie: NO WAY!! Provo pushin him off!!!
by natkatrac November 17, 2011
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