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Keep your eggs in ya ovaries

A slightly sexist way to tell someone to calm down.
Swaggerella: OMG I just have so much swag im gonna die!

Random: OMG Keep your eggs in ya ovaries!

Harry Styles: Hey I just thought I would make an appearance in this definition so it gets more thumbs up.
by Swaggerella September 3, 2012
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humongous ovaries

Well yes, you do need some pretty humongous ovaries to advocate for men in a prison setting.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 19, 2019
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ovarian fortitude

I finally had the ovarian fortitude to dump his ass.
by enigmaticatbest September 6, 2010
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Faberge ovaries

The reproductive organs responsible for producing all spoiled bastards.
'Yes she's fit but I couldn't get anywhere near her, the snooty cow behaves like she comes from Faberge ovaries'
by Milo2009 August 13, 2009
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Busting your ovaries

Means the same thing as "busting your balls" but applied to a woman
Nah, you're not really fat. I'm just busting your ovaries.
by Smackum Yackum March 8, 2013
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Ovarian Delight

A devastating blow to a woman's crotch that upon impact shatters her ovaries.
See also: Falcon Punch
My wife wouldn't shut up during football so I gave her an ovarian delight and that kept her quiet.
by DWisen August 23, 2011
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poking ovaries

Slamming a chick's vaginal opening with your big PP (or other large object). Involves sticking it in so far you stab her insides.
I played a game of snooker with my big 10 when I poked her ovaries.
by phreak May 25, 2004
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